Mezzo is back!

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Our friend who is Tamaki for tos is back! Sogo is overjoyed. Also something Sparks is telling me irl for Gaku and Tenn for tos.

Me: Sogo, Friend 1: Tamaki, Friend 2: Tenn, Sparks: Haruka/Mitsuki 

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Tenn, as a lookout: GAKU, you're going to die!

Gaku, dead: YOU'RE A BAD LOOKOUT

Tenn: Warned you bitch!

Gaku: TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE

. . .

Sogo: If you wanna die, why don't you just divorce me

Tamaki: I don't want a divorce

Sogo: When did we get married

Tamaki: Uhhh

Sogo: I was drunk, you weren't 

. . .

Sogo: Tamaki-kun is the last evil

Tamaki, on stand: I WANT A DIVORCE!

Sogo: NO!!

. . .

Sogo: I'm taking the child

Sogo: Because you'll just kill the child again

. . .

Sogo: I'll never forget the time you killed our child

Tamaki: No, that never happened. Shut up

Sogo: I WITNESSED IT

Tamaki: nO

. . .

Haruka: It's like watching a drama

. . .

Haruka: It still triggers me that they didn't color the back of the hat

Sogo: They didn't color the button either

Haruka: FUCK-

. . .

Sogo: Always fun when my lover lies to me with a bullshit reason

Sogo: This is why I cheat on them for Tamaki-kun 

. . .

Sogo: I had the dumbest lover

Tenn: You did

. . .

Sogo: Get me the safety box

Tenn: Can't you get it yourself

Sogo: 

Sogo: *picks Tenn up, sets him in a box*

Sogo: This is where brats go

Tenn: 

. . .

Sogo: Still short I see, Mitsuki-san 

Mitsuki: 

. . .

Sogo: Are you single yet

Tamaki: Nope

Sogo: GOD DAMN IT

. . .

Random person: Welcome to lovers mode! Your fate isn't in your hands!

Sogo: Just hope you're qualified enough to have a lover. If not, fuck you I guess. You have to be sad and lonely

Sogo: Like me right now, crying cause Tamaki-kun STILL WON'T DATE ME

. . .

Sogo: Look at all that death

Tamaki: It is a lot

Sogo: Isn't it beautiful?

Tamaki: Wh- No-

Sogo: What a great way to start the day

Tamaki: 

. . .

Sogo: That's your lover?

Tamaki: Yep

Sogo: I tried to kill them day 1

Tamaki: I saved them from you

Sogo: Let them die

Tamaki: NO

Sogo: If I can't have you then they can't either!!

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