all of stanley uris's lines ( It 1&2)

it chapter one

wait, you guys!

at the bar mitzvah, i read from the torah, i make a speech, and then suddenly— i become a man.

"more fun ways", you mean.

best. feeling. ever

what if we go to the quarry?

*nods* right

is she really expecting to see her come out of the school?

do you think they'll actually find her?

[grunts] give it back!

[jewish]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

that's poison ivy...aaannd that's poison ivy, and that's poison ivy.

*rolls eyes*

shit—don't—tell me that's.....

what if she's still here?

he has a point.

i-it's summer! we're supposed to be having fun! this isn't fun, this is scary and disgusting.

[gasps]

it's all we got.

none of your business....

why do you have two fanny packs?

nice going, bringing up bowers in front of her.

that's not saying much....

[sighs]

we have to do that now?...ohhh shit...

what's that?

[shakes head]

do what you always do! start talking!

yeah, shut up richie!

you saw blood too?

nice throw!

they say they found part of his hand all chewed up...near the standpipe.

is it ever gonna end?

maybe it's like..what do you call it...cicadas! you know, the bugs that come out once in every 17 years?

but, it can't be one thing. we all saw something different..

..but you didn't, b-because it isn't real... none of this is. not eddies leper, o-or bill seeing georgie, o-or the woman i keep seeing...

no, richie! she's not hot! her face—is all, messed up. none of this makes any sense! they're all like bad dreams.

you mean the house on neibolt street?

i cant imagine anything ever wanting to live there...

bill....

after that?

wait!...um—shouldn't we have...some people...keep watch? you know, just in case something bad happens?

no! no next time, bill. you're insane!

beverly? is that you?

guys? guys?

AHHHHHHHHHH!

[gasps for air]

AHHHHH!! YOU LEFT ME!!!! you aren't my friends! you made me go in the [inaudible], you made me go!

whoa.

[ screaming, lots of it.]

i gotta go. i hate you. [smiles]

i'll...see you later. bye guys.

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wyatt has more lines in one episode of i am not ok with this than he does in this entire film.....clownery luv. (no pun intended)