The Science And Theory Of Beating The Fuck Out Of Yourself

You threw the first punch

Jo's POV

I came jumping down the stairs with a little too much spring in my step and held onto the back of the couch as I jumped up and down. Vic and the guys were all staring at the computer Vic had on his lap. They murmured together and nodded, pointing at certain things on the screen, though I was too uninterested to try to listen to them.

"Whatcha doin'?" I asked, still skipping in place. Vic glanced back at me before turning back to the screen.

"Planning out the next tour." He said simply.

"Oh!" I said in excitement and hopped over the couch landing on the end of them next to Mike. "Who we going with?" I asked. I continued bouncing on the couch.

"Black Veil Brides." Vic said. I froze and stared at him until he glanced up. "What?"

"BLACK VEIL BRIDES?" I almost yelled.

"Uh, yeah?"

"As in my heart and soul Black Veil Brides!?" I screamed with a huge smiled spreading across my face. Vic gave me a wary look.

"Uh, okay...BVB as in Andy, Jinxx, CC, Jake, and Ashley..." My eyes grew wide and I squeaked really loudly.

"Jo!" Tony yelled at me. I looked over to him. "Calm down!" Mike put a hand on my shoulder.

"Should we be worried?" He asked. I couldn't move. The BVB. The make-up covered, poofy-haired band. Call me a fangirl because that's what I am. I won't even apologize.

"As long as no one tells her that they're coming over later we should be fine." Jaime said. My throat closed up. They're coming over today!? I get to meet Andy TODAY!? Vic slapped Jaime.

"Dammit Jaime!" He scolded.

"Oh shoot! Sorry..." Vic got up and knelt in front of me. "Vic? What are you doing?"

"She's going into fangirl overload which is totally a real thing." He said. I knew he was joking, but if it was a real thing, I would have blown up by now. He turned back to me. "Jo? Can you hear me?" I didn't respond. Yes I heard him, but no I can't move right now. Andy. Andy, Jinxx. Ashley...CC...Jake... OHMYGOD. Vic started snapping in front of my face, although I barely noticed it. "Shit, clear the couch!" Vic yelled. Everyone stood up and Vic laid me down. Andy...

"What do we do Doctor!?" Mike yelled dramatically. Vic looked over me and sighed. Jake...

"This doesn't look good. She needs four Mexicans worth of TT. Hold her down." Tony dropped a cushion on me and sat on top of it. CC...

"What's TT?" Jaime asked. Vic glanced at each of the guys and smirked. Jinxx...

"The Tickle Treatment!" He yelled and dropped on me. Ashl--

"Ahh! N-no st-stop! Aha! D-Dad!" I cried as they all started tickling me to no end. I thrashed around underneath them but four Mexicans worth is fucking heavy! "A-ha pl-please g-uys stop! Stop!" They wouldn't let up and my sides started to hurt and I was losing my breath.

"Uh, ahem?" I heard, outside of my laughing and the guys yelling. Instantly they all stopped and looked up. "Isn't that like, rape or something?" The same voice asked.

"I think they're just tickling her..." Someone else said. The guys scrambled off of me and I caught my breath as I turned to see who was at the door.

"Hey guys!" Vic said and they all walked over to the door.

"Waitwaitwaitwait." I muttered as I got up and ran after them. "WAITWAITWAITWAIT." I shoved Vic out of the way which was easy since he's like two feet tall and as thin as skin. My jaw dropped when I saw BVB standing at the door being held open by Collin. I glanced at him and he shrugged.