Skeletons In The Closet

Ep1: Omg they were room mates

There were two dumbass skeletons, Gregory and Gerard. 

They didn't know each other until know because they met at a Burger King and Gregory Autotune- screeched into Gerard's ear to assert dominance. 

They got into a full-on battle about if chicken nuggets were superior to french toast sticks. 

Then Gregory was arrested for being a power bottom and now they live in an apartment together. 

*How I met your mother intro starts playing* 

(Yeah shut up idc about copyright). 

*Gregory just did a shit load of crack, and decided he wants a dog.*

Gerard: "That's not a dog-" 

Gregory: "His name is Jim, he's twenty - four , lives with his wife-"