Ep1: Omg they were room mates

15 0 5
                                    


There were two dumbass skeletons, Gregory and Gerard. 


They didn't know each other until know because they met at a Burger King and Gregory Autotune- screeched into Gerard's ear to assert dominance. 


They got into a full-on battle about if chicken nuggets were superior to french toast sticks. 


Then Gregory was arrested for being a power bottom and now they live in an apartment together. 



*How I met your mother intro starts playing* 

(Yeah shut up idc about copyright). 


*Gregory just did a shit load of crack, and decided he wants a dog.*


Gerard: "That's not a dog-" 

Gregory: "His name is Jim, he's twenty - four , lives with his wife-"  





Skeletons In The ClosetWhere stories live. Discover now