Friend: hot guy on your right.
Me: saw him, faked a sneeze so he would say bless you to me. A playa got them moves like jaggerrr
Friend: DAMN...you're good. I'm gonna go trip so he will ask me if I'm okay and he touches me.
Me: YOU TRIPPED AMAZINGLY!!! But OMG he sees us texting each other...he's on to us. ABORT MISSION!!! ABORT MISSION!!
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HAVE YOU SEEN LOUIS' NEW TATTOO?!??!? ITS LIKE WOAH. AND HE HAS HIS FETUS HAIR BACK AND NO BEARD. I CANT DEAL WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.
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