Derrick + Miles : SEASON 2 (boyxboy)

THIRTY FIVE: IS THAT SO, PT. 2

MILES

I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT, BUT A PART OF ME SHOULD HAVE EXPECT IT.

GRANDMA JESS JUST SLAPPED THE FUCK OUT OF GRANDMA EVE!!!!!!

DAMN I NEED TO GO POP SOME POPCORN 😆

JESS: TRY ME AGAIN YOU DRUNK BITCH!!!!

EVE: I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU JESS.

JESS: I LOVE GIFTS. WHAT COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY BROUGHT ME?

Grandma Eve punched Grandma Jess in the face.

JESS: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT EVE?

EVE: NO THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

JESS: HIT ME WITH YOU BEST FUCKING SHOT AND FIRE AWAY!!!!!

EVE: I'M GOING TO.

Dad got in between Grandma Jess and Grandma Eve.

ROLAND: STOP!!!!! THIS SHIT STOPS NOW!!!!!

EVE: SHE STARTED IT.

JESS: ALL I SAID WAS SHE SOUNDS DRUNK TO ME. WHERE'S THE HARM IN THAT COMMENT?

EVE: WHETHER I'M DRUNK OR TIPSY IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. I DON'T OWE YOU OR ANYBODY HERE FOR THAT MATTER AN EXPLANATION.

JESS: IT BAFFLES ME THAT YOU WOULD SHOW UP HERE DRUNK WHILE WE'RE ALL PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES ON GEORGE AND LOLA'S NUPTIALS. ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING?

EVE: WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS? LOOK AT ME? I HAVE NOTHING TO BE JEALOUS ABOUT. LOOK AT HOW FABULOUS I LOOK VS. HOW PLAIN AND OUTDATED LOLA LOOKS. YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE?

JESS: YEAH I DO. YOU CAN LOOK FABULOUS ALL YOU WANT, BUT WHERE LOLA IS CONCERNED SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING WITH A HEART OF GOLD. THIS WOMAN WOULD GIVE THE SHIRT OFF HER BACK TO SOMEONE IF NECESSARY.
SHE'S FOREVER GOING THE EXTRA MILE FOR PEOPLE. NO SHADE, BUT I THINK GEORGE COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BETTER PERSON TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH. I ALWAYS FELT AS IF GEORGE WAS TOO KIND AND TOO GENEROUS AND TOO LOVING OF A PERSON TO BE WITH A VENOMOUS, DECEITFUL, CONNIVING SNAKE LIKE YOU. YOU DIDN'T DESERVE HIM AT ALL!!!!! THANK GOD HE CAME TO HIS SENSES AND DIVORCED YOUR SMUG ASS. NOT THAT ANYONE HERE WILL TELL YOU THIS, BUT THEY ARE HAPPY THAT GEORGE FINALLY GREW A PAIR AND NOT ONLY DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HE THOUGHT OF YOU, BUT HE PUT YOU OUT OF HIS LIFE FOR GOOD. THE WAY YOU TREATED THIS GREAT MAN WAS PREPOSTEROUS. MOST WOMEN WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN IN YOUR SHOES. NOW LOLA AND GEORGE ARE GOING TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOUR MARRIAGE IS OVER.

DYLAN: DAMN THAT WAS A LONG, BUT NEEDED DIALOGUE FROM AUNT JESS TO GRANDMA EVE'S EARS.

EVE: WHEN I MET GEORGE I FELL HEAD OVER HEELS FOR HIM. HE WAS THE MOST HANDSOME MAN I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. HE HAD JUST STARTED COLLEGE AND WAS MAJORING IN BUSINESS UNTIL I SUGGESTED HE BECOME A LAWYER. IT TOOK A LOT OF CONVINCING BUT ULTIMATELY HE CHANGED HIS MAJOR FROM BUSINESS AND STUDIED TO BECOME A LAWYER WHILE I MAJORED IN NURSING. WE WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. SOME YEARS LATER GOT MARRIED AND HAD OUR TWO KIDS AND WE LIVED A GLORIOUS LIFE. I KNOW I HAVE DONE AND SAID SOME AWFUL THINGS THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT. I LOVED GEORGE AND OUR KIDS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD. I MOLDED HIM INTO THE MAN HE IS TODAY. WITHOUT ME THE MAN WHO STANDS BEFORE YOU TODAY WOULDN'T EXIST. I MADE IT POSSIBLE. I MADE ALL THAT SHIT POSSIBLE. GEORGE AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT ME. I HOPE HE KNOWS THAT. I HOPE HE FUCKING KNOWS THAT. GEORGE, YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!