Dumb Fanfic Moments

Chapter Two

-"He wrapped his arms around my tiny, petite body-"

Um there are some of us without "petite" bodies. AKA me.

-A cliché-ridden story has 2.9 million reads, but an original story that's been up for 5 weeks has 2.

-The girl's bully gets mad because JC and the girl told on her.

Bitch, sit your ass down. You know you got what you deserve.

-The author says "I don't like this story. Maybe I should delete it."

Um, you have HALF A MILLION READS. I bet someone likes it.

-The main character has personal problems, so she thinks, "I'll just buy tickets to meet (insert band here) and tell them my life's story. There's no chance at all they'll get totally freaked out because I know for sure that they're great people. And who knows? Maybe I'll marry (insert band member) and life is going to be just PEACHY.

Just stop now.

-The characters have raspy voices

*breathes* I AM YOUR FATHER!

-"Oh my God I love you so much Nialler-"

No.

-The imagine's name is some cheesy, popular love song that nobody will remember 5 weeks from now, then what do you know, they're cuddling with the song playing, and the guy is singing along. 0-negative 100 real quick.

-He normally came out of his home at 8:30 AM. He then went to the grocery store to get carrots after 5-6 hours at work. Then he stopped by his friend's flat at around-

HAVE NO FEAR SUPER-CARROTY STALKER BITCH IS HERE

Actually freak out as much as you want, this bitch is creepy as hell.

-If a one-shot's title is "Nandos," then it's immediately about Niall.

-"Dark Niall" nothing. Niall's a cute, little, innocent, Irish dolphin.

-"Who's making you feel this good?" Um, I don't know, maybe the magical pleasure-making fairies.

-"Tears sprung out of my eyes-" *boing*

-When the story is interesting but there are way too many run-on sentences for my brain's grammar imperfection capacity. LEARN TO WRITE PEOPLE. #grammarpolice

-"Defiantly not what I expected-" Ok, time for me to run off a cliff.

-Fanfic Harry: Bad boy who hooks up with all the girls ever

Real Life Harry: Little fairy kid who dresses like a 65-year old rice farmer.

-Any guy named Dylan in any fanfiction is played by Dylan O'Brien

My capacity for stupidity is overloaded now.

-The character's friend is a Directioner.

Yet the friend makes Directioners sound like scary, hormonal, sleep-deprived bitches. Oh, wait....

-When Harry talks in fanfiction, the "fuck-to-other-word" ratio is 568795418797548456:1

-There's Harry and a girl whose name starts with the letters "B" and "L"

"The official ship name is BLARRY"

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT DERANGED MIND OF YOURS??

-Crying and blubbering with mascara running down face:

"I'm fine"

CUE AMNESIA

-In One Direction fanfiction, ALL THE BOYS CURSE, while in reality, you see them on TV and think they were raised by Catholic nuns.

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STOP WITH THE FLASHBACK INDICATIONS OK JESUS CHRIST

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*Authors note*

CHAPTER TWO OF LE ELIZABETH DUMB FANFIC MOMENTS COLLECTION

Sorry to Dylan O'Brein fans, I wasn't insulting him. I was just saying ;)

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