Dumb Fanfic Moments

Chapter Three

-Someone addresses Niall as "mofo"

*sigh*

-"Louis can't come because he's spending time with Eleanor."

*closes wattpad* *turns off phone* *stabs it mercilessly* *dunks it in water* *smashes it with rock* *throws off cliff* "Wait, I can't get that thing back."

-"I pick out a pink, sparkly, dress and say, 'How about this one?' 'Who are you, Ariana Grande? Just no.'"

Me: *gasps* OH HELL NO YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT THE QUEEN YOU BITCH

-The girl is staying over with a guy, but without a change of clothes. The guy hands her his boxers.

OH HELL NO I AIN'T WEARING YOUR DIRTY, STANKY DRAWS EVEN IF I AM DRUNK AS SHIT! I HAVE THESE THINGS CALLED VALUES.

-*stays over at Harry's* "I gave her my Rolling Stones t-shirt"

The carrot-ness is real right now.

-"Alright Har."

Hardee har har.

-It's all fine, then BAM Justin Bieber. I'm seriously needing help getting over this hump right now GOD.

-She is ALWAYS kneeing Harry "you-know-where." Did you happen to watch Adventurous Adventures of One Direction or something?

-WHAT THE FUCK IS KENDALL JENNER DOING IN THIS STORY?!?

-"Ugh get out of my head."

get out get out get outta my head and fall into my arms instead....

-"If you're management needs something..."

"Your a total douche"

YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GET THIS STRAIGHT PEOPLE. THE FIRST ONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE "YOUR" AND THE FIRST ONE SHOULD BE "YOU'RE." GET YOU'RE GRAMMAR STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

-They play truth or dare

I can't tell if this is a 90s sitcom or fanfiction right now.

-"Oh."
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