In Captivity

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It's actually not that bad here. they let me keep my Minecraft, which helped.... for an hour. There's no plug thing down here so, yeah, no mo mining for me.

I've been surviving off of the like 1 thousand pecans I put in my pocket, turns out ya do get sick of them after a million.

Thankfully my iPod stays charged literally FOREVER, so in just listening to my tunes.

Suddenly, a mutant fish and big boney dog thing came and grabbed my wrists.

"Well, if ya wanted to dance ya coulda just asked, although I doubt I woulda said yes." I laughed.

The fish man sneered, Master Shredder wishes to speak with you girl."

"Ahhhhh, Brazilian ey? My friend dated a Brazilian once, broke her heart after two days, that bastard."

"Will this bitch ever shut up!?" The dog growled.

"Coming from the 6 foot dog."

Next thing I knew duck tape was slapped over my mouth.

"Thanks."

"Happy to help."

I fumed for a moment but then came up with an idea. The easy if the time I was just yapping away, driving those dudes mad.

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