iKON ONESHOTS

The Rants of Goo Joonhoe: The Beginning and The Ending

Bobby hyung came to our room...

"Joon, did you saw Jinhwan hyung?"

I didn't answered.

"Joon."

Aish, how can he talk to me after that prank.

"Joon."

Oh please don't talk to me. I just need some peace.

"Joon!"

"He went out."

"What? Aish..."

Bobby hyung went outside to follow Jinhwan hyung. Honestly, I don't know where Jinhwan hyung is, and if he really went out. I am just so pissed of Bobby hyung, I don't want to talk to him, he is so noisy.

"Joon! Did you saw my lipbalm?"

Yoonhyeong hyung asked. Aisssh, when did I become lost-and-found-ask-Joon machine? Are these guys blind? Why won't they look for themselves?

"Joon did you took my lipbalm?"

Yoonhyeong hyung said with accusing eyes. Oh! Do I look like someone who will steal a lipbalm that is so gay for a guy? I am not that kind of man who will put lipbalm once in a while, pout his lips, and talk of how happy he is with his lipbalm alone.

"My lipbalm! You took it don't you? Give it back to me! It's not funny anymore! Don't play these kind of things, I am not amused," Yoonhyeong hyung said seriously.

I can't believe this! Just because of a missing lipbalm, that no one knows where, he is acting like this.

"Jooon. Give me my lipbalm please! I will do anything for you. Anything!"

Wow. He is willing to do everything for me, thanks to that lipbalm.

"Hyung! Here is your lipbalm. It fell under your bed!" Donghyuk shouted from the other room.

Yoonhyeong hyung ran in a speed of light after the discovery of his beloved lipbalm.

"Waaaa. I am so tired," Hanbin hyung said then lied down on his bed. "My back hurts a lot, I think I overworked a while ago."

Why do these people keep on acting like they didn't pulled a prank on me? Are they planning something again? This won't do, I wouldn't fall to their trap again.

"Joon, do you have some anti-pain medicine? I am afraid I will not be able to get up next morning."

I really can't have peace here. I'll just listen to Michael Jackson songs.

"Joon, do you have? Aissh, I don't think you're listening to me. I will just sleep. I hope this pain would go away tomorrow."

I can see Hanbin hyung talking from my peripheral vision, I think he is asking me something. Sorry, I can't hear you.

I fell asleep listening to music. When I woke up, everyone is still sleeping. Pretty strange, I am always the late to wake up.

After I washed up, I saw Hanbin hyung rolling on his bed with ached facial expression. Uh? What's up with him?

"Hyung, gwaenchana?"

"My whole body is aching. My muscles are in pain."

"Oh, just lie there and sleep. I will ask Jinhwan hyung for help."

I went to Jinhwan hyung's room, he also just finished washing up.

"Hyung! Hanbin hyung is sick."

"What do you mean sick?"

"He has been asking me for muscle pain medicine since last night, and when he woke up, just now, he said his muscles pain so much."

"Oh... didn't he took medicine last night?"

"No."

I don't think Hanbin hyung took some, he doze to sleep before I did. And besides I didn't gave him the medicine.

"Aissh, I already reminded him about this. Muscle pain medicine must be taken after workout or else he'll gonna be in pain for the

next two days."

Oh. Is it my fault now? If I just gave him the medicine. I thought he was just acting last night.

"Is he on your room?"

"Nae."

Jinhwan hyung checked on Hanbin hyung, he helped him by massaging his shoulders. That must been so painful. I feel guilty now.

Just then...

/achuuuu/

"Look! You catch a cold Bobby-yah! It is because you went out last night with the cold weather!" Jinhwan hyung scolded Bobby hyung.

"You can't just get sick. We have so many things to do. You should not let your health be at stake!"

I think Bobby hyung didn't just catch a cold, I think he also has fever from the way he curls up on his bed and blanket.

"Who told you to come out with that weather? Look what happened."

Woah! Bobby hyung went out because I told him that Jinhwan hyung went out. And because of that he catch a cold. Uh-oh.

"Why is everyone in this room sick?!"

Mianhae hyung it is all my fault.

"Joonhoe! Don't tell me you are sick too? What did you do this time?"