A stupid Homestuck Fanfiction

Karkalicious 2.0

Horns Over Heels
"Nice job nepeta. Oh! Karkat, you're up again.. But- oh, you wrote this song. Horns over heels.. Interesting.."
Blood rushed to my face. "I- what- how the fuck did you get that! N- no! I refuse to sing that!" I said avoiding anyone's eye contact.
"Why not? Who's it for??" Terezi teased.
"Hehe! I bet it's for Terezi. What did he say? Oh yeah," John mimicked my singing. "No reasons why I tease her, flush just comes and goes like seasons."
"I- I--" "what's the matter Karkat? Someone guess right?" Vriska asked her voice with extra venom just to spite me.
"No- you nookwhiff- I just think that that's a bit too personal to share especially in front of all you."
"I- I'm with Karkat this time, if he wrote it, he should get to choose if he sings it, in front of everyone that is." Tavros said speaking up for the first time in a while.
"That's ok. You don't have to sing it. Because I have a recording. How did I get it? It's pretty damn public if you post it on YouTube, Karkitty." The voice said.
"WHAT! NO OH **HELL** NO!"
"Hehe. Karkat got muted." Jade giggled.
"Dammit." I muttered.
The sound of a guitar filled each of the studios and several people were cracking up.
"Asinine, the reasons are asinine
I'll never accept that I
Have fallen horns over heels"
Everyone was silent obviously listening close to hear the name that would spill the secret. Well at least it's at the end of the song..
"I hear no bells; no chorusing of angels
But I've fallen under your spell
I think I know how Juliet feels"
"Wow he is totally in love with whoever this is.." Kanaya said. My face was completely red.
"Oh my gog no oh my gog no oh my gog no..." I said clawing at my head and quickly hiding under the desk.
"If Prospit and Derse decide
That they are both satisfied
Transportilizers all shut down for good this time
If I can't go to your world when the game is through
I'll still be horns over heels for you
So unfair, everything's so unfair
Buck teeth and messy hair
Aren't things that normally tug at my heart"
"OMG NO OMG NO OMG NO OMG NO." I looked up to see everyone ruling out people. It was just jade and John. I ducked down again immediately when Eridan spotted me.
"Your eyes so blue; oh I could get lost in you
If only you knew the truth
But I guess good friends is a start.
If Prospit and Derse decide
That they are both satisfied
Transportilizers all shut down for good this time
If I can't go to your world when this game is through
I'll still be horns over heels for you
You and me, together we've led this team" I didn't look. It was still silent.
"And soon we'll reach victory
We might not meet again after this
I promised I would not let you see me cry
But there's not a dry eye
Between me and you
I have to tell you soon
If Prospit and Derse decide
That they are both satisfied
Transportilizers all shut down for good this time
If I can't go to your world when the game is through
I'll still be horns over heels for you
John, I'm horns over heels for you."
..........
"I KNEW IT! HAHA YES MY SHIP IS CANON!!!!" Nepeta. I don't know if I've ever heard her yell that loud.
"Oh this is pawsitivly purrfect!" She said. I scowled, getting back in my chair. I forced away the blush. If that kept up there wouldn't be enough blood in my legs to walk.
I saw John first. He was completely blank faced. I watched as red slowly flooded his face.
A door opened between John and Rose's studios. "Excuse me, but can you mute our mics?" Rose asked the voice as she walked into John's studio.
"Of course." The voice said. She continued to mute everyone's but theirs.
"Oh my god rose. He likes me.."
"Correction. He is completely in love with you." She said with a slight smirk. The blush came back and I used the backs of my cold hands to balance out the heat on my cheeks.
"Yeah. But. How am I supposed to react- I mean, I like him, but as a friend.. And I'm not a homosexual.. Oh god everyone's staring at me.."
"One, you're not 'supposed' to react a certain way. No one has any expectations of you, least of all Karkat. He was reluctant so he obviously doesn't expect anything. And the others didn't know. Two. You are a complete homosexual."
"No I'm no-"
"Yes you are."
"... Okay fine."
"The question is, are you flushed for Karkat."
"I- I don't know." He said looking down, a look of guilt washed over him.
"Ok. Describe him. What are his traits. First the obvious ones, then the ones you've picked up over time, then the important ones, and then your favorite ones about him."
"Ok.. What was the first one again?"
"Obvious."
"Um... He's shouty. He says fuck a lot. He makes his sentences long, wordy and he always tries to make them insulting. Um.. Appearance. He's got wild hair... Little candy corn horns. Big eyes. He wears a baggy sweater and skinny jeans. He's always either with his arms crossed or hugging himself, or his arms are straight at his side. What was the next one?"
"Over time."
"Ok... He doesn't normally call me by my first name without some nickname unless he's being really urgent or serious.. He occasionally will say he's worse then other people, which he's not. ... Um.. His eyes are red with little lighter red highlights in the irises. He's shorter then me, and overall tiny. He also wears too big shoes. Next?"
"Important."
"The fact that he knows a lot more about romance then he says. He's a good leader. He cares more than he says. He's loyal. He'll never tell you to go away if you come to his house unexpected. Also he's insecure. The last one?"
"Your favourites."
"Um.... I think all of them.. Oh! And, he looks like a kitten when he's sleeping."
"Then I have come to a conclusion."
"Already? I thought that was a weird therapeutic exercise."
"Nope. That was the whole thing. And John." She said about to leave the room. "You're in love with him. Also, voice person, that was a bit rude keeping our mics on." Johns face flared with red and he looked at me embarrassed.
The mics switched back on.
Vriska wolf whistled. "Someone should get these two a room!"
"Congratulations Egderp! Your first love!" Dave said beaming at him.
Terezi stared at me, an evil grin plastered on her face. I averted my gaze and scanned the faces. Nepeta was squealing in joy. Her 'meowrail' looked a little uncomfortable. Eridan was asking John if he could join in if we have sex. Jade was asking if he was going to have groomsmaids, and if she could be one. Basically everyone was pestering John about something. He looked really stressed out with all the people talking to him. He looked just about to crack. His eyes were shining with tears he was trying to hold back. He was scared by all this. I had to do something.
"GUYS!" The heads turned quickly and Gamzee, who was chilling out in the corner jumped in surprise.
"Voice person, I need to talk to John alone."
"Yes sir. You'll find that the green door leads to a small lounge." My door opened, and so did John's.
I walked out and so did he. I held the door open for him and glared at everyone as I walked in closing the door behind me. I sat down on the couch next to him.

"So.. I love you, and you love me.. Does this make us matesprits?" John asked.
"W- well. Um.. I mean it could? Do you want to?" I asked hopefully.
He faced me completely.
"Yes. Do you?" He said smiling his regular dorky smile. I blushed and tarted to hide it by looking away.
"Of course John, was it not obvi-" I was cut off by a pair of lips pressed against mine. I was frozen for a small second, but just as John tried to pull away I wrapped my arms around his neck locking him in the kiss. I closed my eyes. He leaned back into it and flicked his tongue over my lips, asking for entrance. I obliged and opened my mouth for him. I shivered when I felt John's hands sliding up my shirt. He froze at grub scars and jumped back.
"What? What's wrong?" He looked like he'd seem a flying dead person. He liked me up and down and then went to take off my shirt scarily fast.
"What are those???" He said pointing at my grub scars.
I stated at him for a second before answering. "Oh they're grub scars. The troll equivalent to your human 'belly button'. Speaking of which." I pulled off John's shirt and tossed it aside, admiring the view.

Sollux's POV

"Hey Sollux can you go get them. It's almost John's turn and if I switch around the schedule everything will be messed up." The voice person asked. Everyone had been sitting around and talking for the past minute and a half.
"Thure. Hey what'th your name anyway?"
"Um... It's Abby."
"Ok Abby." I walked through my door and down the short hallway to the lounge room. I opened the door without knocking and found... Well. Not something I really wanted to see.
"Oh my- guyth! Not in here! Wait until you're at your own houthe. Jeez. End your thupid thloppy make out right now dipthitth."
They pulled away and started getting they're clothes back on, neither saying a word. They're face's were entirely red. I smirked the whole way back to my studio. Heh. I thought as Abby told John what he was singing. I saw a human bulge.