"Alright. Vriska, it's your turn. You know Bad Romance don't you."
"Are you kidding me? I loooooooove lady gaga."
"Great lets get started then. You're singing black romance. Wink!"
"You know it really taketh away the effect if you thay wink out loud." Sollux criticized.
The music started and Vriska looked over the lyrics evilly.
"Ohhhhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance. Ohhhhhhhh, caught in a black romance.
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
I want your stutter
I want your bad legs"
"W-wait is she--" Tavros started, beginning to suspect.
John kind of half glared at the floor in slight jealousy.
"I want your fantasy
I want you to beg
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate
I want your treasure
Boondollars in hand
Get in your rocket car"
"Oh man." Tavros said, beginning to blush. He didn't want people to know what his and Vriska's relationship was.
"Or roll through the sand
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
You know that I hate you
And yet somehow I need you"
Gamzee was in his studio sporting a poker face and trying not to break something. A slime pie and a faygo was delivered to his booth.
"I want a black
A Black Romance
I want your hating and I want your revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhhh)
I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance
Ohhhhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
You think you're Pupa
But Rufio's fake"
"*COUGH*not*COUGH*"
"Fly through the map-filled sky
There's treasure to take
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate
Now you're in my room
I know my web sticks
I'll be your TinkerVriska
Baby it's sick
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
You know that I hate you
And yet somehow I need you ('Cause I'm a huge bitch, baby!)
I want a black
A Black Romance
I want your hating and I want your revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhhh)
I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance
Ohhhhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
x2
Climb, climb, Tavros baby"
The rest of the group smirked at Tavros.
"Get strong stupid, I'm not crazy
x3
Climb, climb, stupid baby
Get strong, I'm a huge bitch, baby!
I want your hate and I want your revenge
I want your hate, I want to be hate-friends
Je te déteste, mais je veux que tu m'aimes
Je te déteste
I don't want to be pale (Ohhhhhhhh)
Don't wanna be ashen (Caught in a Black Romance)
I don't wanna be flushed (Ohhhhhhhh)
Want your Black Romance
(Caught in a Black Romance)
Want your Black Romance!
I want your hating and I want your revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhhh)
I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance
Ohhhhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance. Ohhhhhhhh caught in black romance.
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance"
"Soo, Tavros.. Care to tell us what quadrants you have filled?" Rose smirked.
"Sh- shut up!" He said burying his face in his jacket.
Vriska winked at Tavros and laughed kind of evilly.
YOU ARE READING
A stupid Homestuck Fanfiction
Fiksi PenggemarSo the homestuck characters get kidnapped by some bitch, and they are forced to sing parodies. This should end well. There will be side ships. Someone did this with Hetalia and I was like good idea, me too.
