Your Mortal

Vampirezz 4 lyf

Spider's POV

I walk thru da doors of the the Dormitry and see my 2 bset friends sitin in da chrais by da fire. Evangeline Nightwalker waved two me. She is 1 of my bset friends. She was waring gothic red hare, a blak croset and lather fishnets wiz (geddit, like "wizard") blak conbat bootz. Midnight Temptress waz thare 2. She had gothic blak hare, a gothic flanny on and some gothic jeans (geddit coz she's gothic). We r all vampirez at Hogwats. "Hi" i said in a depressed voice. "Hi" they said sadistly. We r all in Slythrin

"It is knew year at Howats dis year, we should make a pact. To being vampirez and goffic and wizardz and sadists and satanists."

" Don't fogat liking MCR and GC!" shouted Evangeline is a suicidal way.

"Yeah how could you foget that, spider!" sad Midnight laghing at me," Mabe u r  a posa and a prep."

"I'm not!" I yeilded, " We r not posas. We r goffik."

Den we made da pact to be vampirzzz 4 lyf.