Your Mortal

Being alonz wif Evanglenie

Spider's POV

We went 2 da path next 2 da concert. I really lik Evanglene, she's sah goffik. I throught I shuld tall har.

"Evangelane..." I say and she loks up, "I ned to tel u somethiun... I rally.. um..."

But jsut than HArgird came out frum behand the tree. We yeilded, "OMFG WHAT R U DOINNN?!"

"I JSUT WANTED TO C DA CONCART!" he shooted. "Dumbelldoor tlod mee abut it!"

"UR SACH A POSR!!!!" Evanglene sad seductivly. "Du u evan now who Gren Day is?!"

"Totally!" Hargrid grunted, "Lat me go to it or A'll gave u detetions!"

"FINE U PREPPY!" I yeilded suicidally, gaving him da middle fangr. Den he left.

"...so wat wre u gunna tall me?" seduced Evanglen.