Your Mortal

Da Vazata!

Spider's POV

"OMFG I SHOUTED WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE"!! Me and Evangeline stAppd pashing wen she walkd in. She waz waring a GC t-shat with crosses on it and had corset stuff on the back. It fit her sa well and it had a belt around the middle and the buckle thing waz lik a pentagranm. he had a skart on wif tuille and lace on tha bottm. and she waz waring pink fashnats. she was sa hat (but i lik evanglene you perv). and sha waz waring da combat bootz wif laces dat had pentagrams on it, Her pernts are died and thary were witch and wizars. afta they died she become goffick and a satanis. She usad ta be cald Hermone Bethan Granger btu now she is calld Bloody Kisses.

"I CAME TO STAHP U! she yeilded. "if dambledare funds out u were in hare he will get u sant to abzakan!" You ast come quick!"

"Whay shuld we balave yu?" shooted mdnGHT ragely.

"Bacase I lave Dumblydare nd he talls me avetyhing she cried"

OMFG U POSRRR! I bat you put his thingy in ur you-know-what!" sed evanglne

"OIMFG UR SAH GROSS! What a preopy." sooted mignidht giving her da finger.

"I calem to halp u nd yur tha one baing posrs. If u dnot levae u will be killd ba volsemort and the death dealers!"

"WHAT?! WHY!" I yeilded sexily.

"Bacas u wall be sent t abskdban and he wall kill u dare. Don't u knaw that all the death dealsers ar in azband!?

"But whay would thay kill us, what dud we do?" seduced midnght.

Volzemort hate goffics "she said"

"OMFG UR SACH A LARI!"

"Jst caz u dan Dumblydar hbve S-E-X!" shooted evgnale.

"So whgat if a DID! At lest sum1 lavs me!"

"I LOVE HER!" I shooted.