Your Mortal

Da steakzzzz

Midnight’s POV

Thy all lyft me alon in da dungun, sah I waz abut 2 fullowe speyeder, whn conraid cumed in 2 da dungoen. He waz whereing a bagy GC teshrt and goffic blak pents, with blak nale polich wif crosses on dem.

“OMFG, he shoted at me, were is dat poser, spider! He yieleded depresididly.” I went Evangeline back, I don’t evan lik Bloody kisses, she is nat as hawt as evengeline

“OMFG, no way!! U shuldnt hav bin a cheeter whn u wher wit here? U dunt desrve her, she I 2 god 4 u. and Y wuld I till u where he is? And he is so nat a poser, ur a poser preppy” I shooted missteriously sudenly he polled out a steak a n d he runed at me. I screemed as lods as I culd, and sdudnly Spider waz ther.

“Wat da fukz is goin on her? He yield seductvly. Why have u got a steak out? U arnt goin to steak us, r u?

“Yes I am, he sed, becus u stollle Evangeline a way frum me, you poser! He moaned ludly and hew rund at spidr wiff his steke, pointd 2wards spiders hart.