Your Mortal

Da Classez

Evangeline's POV

"So wot were u gonna tell me..." I as shily.

He bluhses and sez "Will u slit ur rists wif me?"

I woz so HAPPIE!1111111111

We made oot all da way up to da bedroom den we lay in my coffin togetha (NOT LYK DAT U PERVS!) and turnd our wand into our razars. We start ketting ourselves til we bled bllod. n den we fell asleep. We woke up da next morning and we smiled til wee relized.... WE WERE LATE 4 CHangin classs!!1111111111

Dumblydope, was sitin @ his dsk waiting 4 us. "Dis is disaponting!" he yelled sadly "U motha fuckers should now better!" he wavd his wand and aimed it at a kid. Da kid blew up den blood like went evry were. Some siko pervs startd drinking da blood."WTF I YELLED!"

Midnight n Spider ran up 2 me and yolled "WE NED 2 SHOW U SUMFIN!" but den Conrad cum up 2 me and said "I NED 2 TELL U SUMFIN!" but i woz 2 hurt by him 2 see him evah!

"FEK OFF KENT!" I yell seductivly. Midnight n SPader den drag me off in2 a secret partr of HugWants. This place woz creppy.....