Beyblade Burst Random Scenario

Dad jokes!!!

* Midnight and Twilight goes into the living room and sets up a stage *

Shu: what are you doing?

Free: probably something weird.....

Shu: true....

* Midnight and Twilight get up on the stage*

Twilight: Welcome to the show!!

Midnight: Today, we will be telling DAD JOKES!!!

Twilight: YES!!

Shu and free: oh no........

Midnight: you go first Twilight!

Twilight: ok!!* thinks*

Shu: you guys are going to be ridiculous....

Midnight: I don't care!

Twilight: I got one!! Ok, I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Midnight:🤣🤣🤣

Shu:🙄

Free: ok that one was funny.

Midnight: Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Twilight: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Midnight: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Twilight: What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Midnight: My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

Twilight: When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!

Midnight: My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

Twilight: MOM: "How do I look?" DAD: "With your eyes."

Midnight: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

Twilight: What does a zombie vegetarian eat? "GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!"

Midnight: Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!

Twilight: Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They're going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Midnight: Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

Twilight: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

Shu:* leaves* those are horrible jokes🙄

Free: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 those were funny!!!

Midnight and Twilight: that's all for today!!!* leaves*

Wakiya: *sees free dying from laughter* what did I miss..........