Shu vs lui

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Lui: hi shoe

Shu: SHU!!! GOT THAT!!

Lui: haha!

Shu: what do you want Lui?

Lui: I just want to roast someone, and your the perfect person! CONGRATULATIONS!!! Your the winner!!!!

Shu:.......... yeah no, I would roast you......

Lui: try me!!!!

Shu: ok you asked for it.........

Lui: ha!

Shu: Can you die of constipation? I ask because I'm worried about how full of crap you are.

Lui:  Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

Shu:  Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I'm super fascinated.

Lui:* getting mad* Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?

Shu: There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

Lui: You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.* is out of roasts*

Shu: Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.

Lui:............
  
                Lui has left the chat

Shu: HAHAHAHA!!!! I WIN!!!!

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