Suicide's P.O.V
"-Just woke up and Taylor Swift's pissin' in my mouth
Fucked so many boys, I'm havin' a drought
I'm on iChat with your father, facebookin with ya brother
2 fingers in my mouth - 2 fingers in your mother
Thong around my ankles and the webcam's on
This ain't bang bus but I love double dongs
My phones on vibrate, so don't stop callin'
Cuz I'll slit your fucking throat unless I'm done cummin'
I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep!
I wanna rock your body!
I wanna taste your sweet
I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna ah! Ah!
I wanna ah! Ah!
Love me or hate but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
You can mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad...
There I go!
Sexting all my motherfucking favorite hoes
Stereo blast it up! Go ape shit and tear it up!
We can make you look like hobos
She's texting if she should swallow
Hellz ya! Go for more
Parents banging down the door...
Oh no!
Caught with my pants down
Now I gotta leave this town
I ain't never looking back!
I'm gonna tell your ass straight up
This is how we live it up!
I just don't give a fuck
And if I ever gave a fuck
I would be straight out of luck!"
I sing as I dance around my apartment in a oversized PTV shirt and fluffy Rudolph pants. What? It's like a month until Christmas.
I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep!
I wanna rock your body!
I wanna taste your sweet
I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna ah! Ah!
I wanna ah! Ah!
Love me or hate but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
You can mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad... "
"What the Hell?!" I spin around terrified as to who saw me, eyes wide I look up to see 8 idiots staring at me. The song ends and I'm just awkwardly standing.
"Uh, hi?" I question, half laughing. C.C is the first to laugh, Then Des, soon enough everyone. I growl,
"Whatever, enjoy the show then." I roll my eyes, and hit shuffle. Candyland comes on, I smirk. Bitches.
"Ladies and gentlemen,
Whores and sluts...
Step right up,
Behind this curtain,
Is where all your fantasies come to life...
This is a place where you can escape,
Welcome to,
CandyLand!
Let me show you my game,
I put those shoes to shame.
These rhymes that I write,
Make you wanna fuck all night.
When we take off our clothes,
She sucks me till it snows!
I'll fuck her face so hard,
She is my wild card.
(Hot, sweet)
My sticky lollipop,
Inside your sweet gumdrop!
I'm bout to explode!
It feels too good to stop!
Just taste my tootsie roll,
You melt my icicle.
I gotta get my fix,
Please lick my pixie stick!"
I take a small breath, and continue all while running through my apartment.
"Welcome to CandyLand!
I'll split your ass in two,
So take me by my hand;
Lick it up,
Slide it down,
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to CandyLand!
You'll wanna fuck me twice,
I'll be your gingerbread man...
First time naughty,
Second time nice!
Candyland...
Candyland...
Just close your eyes and dream,
A fantasy so obscene.
I'll take you by the hand,
This is my CandyLand!
You are my sweet playground,
Swallow my love,
Till you drown.
I'll be your back door man,
Welcome to my CandyLand!
Welcome to CandyLand!
I'll split your ass in two,
So take me by my hand;
Lick it up,
Slide it down,
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to CandyLand!
You'll wanna fuck me twice,
I'll be your gingerbread man.
First time naughty,
Second time nice!
You want my cock,
But it's mine,
So take a number,
And get in line.
Whipped cream,
And astroglide;
Take off my wrapper,
And slip inside.
Sticky like a lolly,
Blow me till I pop...
You can sample all my flavors at my
Candyshop...
Cumshots,
And gumdrops,
Double fists and blow pops.
Trick or treat,
Squeeze my meat,
Give me something sweet to eat!
Slip n' slide,
On my face
You got that flavor,
I wanna taste!
Lick it red hot,..
Like a candy cane...
You'd think I was a zombie,
By the way I give you Brain
Welcome to CandyLand!
I'll split your ass in two,
So take me by my hand;
Lick it up,
Slide it down,
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to CandyLand!
You'll wanna fuck me twice,
I'll be your gingerbread man...
First time naughty,
Second time nice!"
The song ends, and I start laughing. More at myself then anything. Knowing I just totally embarrassed myself in front of my crush. I look over at everyone to see them staring at me, before applauding. Then, of course, laughing. I sigh and shake my head, and laugh along.
"What are you guys doing here anyway?" I ask, Lighting a cigarette- and there it goes. Des takes it, opens a window and throws it outside. I bang my head on the wall.
"Whatever, movie marathon, video games, or you fuckers can figure something out." I finally say, and plop on the couch. Soon everyone plops down on some kind of furniture. Somebody plops on my legs bumping my cuts I hiss in pain.
"Who just turned into a snake?" C.C asks, I look and see he's the one who sat on me. I tap his shoulder, and push him off of me. I growl, again. Goddamnit, these people are a lot of work.
"Movie marathon, and that would be Cide." Des answers while siting on Andy. C.C slowly- WAIT? Sitting on Andy?! What the hell?
"Uh, what's going on?" I ask looking around, waiting for someone to explain.
"Oh, me and Andy are dating....." Des says quietly. Slowly getting up, knowing what's coming.
"YOU PROMISED YOU'D TELL ME WHEN YOU WERE DATING THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS!" I chase after her, seeing everyone's amused looks.
"I'M SORRY! DON'T KILL ME!"
"YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME!"
OH HEY! IT'S ME ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!- Oh great, Adam. The asshole who broke your heart, let's answer and ruin him. Yes, let's.
"Hello?" I ask, putting it on speaker for Dalex and Des to hear.
"Babe! I heard about your mom kicking you out. Do you need a place to stay?" His annoying voice answers, I roll my eyes.
"1.) I have'nt been your 'Babe' since you fucked that blonde.
2.) Why would I stay with you?
3.) How the fuck do you have my number?" I spit, I see everyone share looks. Soon, everyone takes turns moaning. I cover my mouth from laughing. I moan in return.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SOMEONE?"
Ashley moans my name, C.C looks like he's about to die if he doesn't laugh.
"Suicide Chandler, Who. The. Hell. Are. You. Fucking." His furious voice shouts through the phone, I end the call. I burst out laughing. Shit, that was fun.
well, don't know how this is, butttttttttttttttt, I updated, Feedback please. I love you people.
~Fallen Angel in Agony
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