Efans POV
I wake up. I heard a smash through the window and realize, its still the purge uh oh. I snap my eyelids awake and I go to the kitchen fast for a speed and energy boost. I grab a sunnyD and a red bull and chug em real quick and then I get a power up. I run to the living room and see the bad guys. It was 2of them and they had ski ninja masks so I cant see their face.
I punch one of the guy fast.I do a power kick and he said OOF. the other guy ran somewhere and I was like HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING. he run into the guest bedroom where kelvin was slumbering. OH NO DONT GET KELVIN i scream. i run fast and kick the door in and see the guy about to punch kelvin. NOOOOOOOOO i yell.
kelvin wake up en SCREEM LOUD. qUICK get him I yelled. kelvin scrsecghc and attach the man with attack. he obilirerate him into smithereens. Wow cool :) I said. the other guy got scared becase his buddy turn into spittles. he ran away but I said NOOP and stretch my stecthy extend arms and grabbyed him. the gu7 screemed and I got angry up in his face like >:( I do m Sonic Yell anc the skin peel away from his face like anime.
harry ran in just at that moent. he come from a shower so he had towel on and he was covered in suds n water. Woah wo whats all this he chuckle and a smirk. UGH HARRY I HATE YOU YOU SHOW UP AT THE WOSRST POSSIBLE TIME!!!!!!!! I SCREAM AT Him. Woah L( he say. WE JUst killed two dudes while you were in the shwoer??? i say. Ob cool he said. I scream adn bust it. NO HARRY ITS NOT COOL YOU FAT HOLE!!!!!! YOU WERE BEINGS A USELESS WHIE ME AND KELVIN WEERE SCARED FOR OUR LIVEFS. I HA DTO US EMY SONIC SCREAM ABILITY AND NOW I CANT.
harry just sy :(
I Got so mad something overcomes me.
kelvin was crying like a little little bby bug. I saw it and charge toward harry at fast speed... liekba fast sped car. he said :O and I punch him with my meat fist. hisbface become inerted? Oops hahahahahaha I said yelled wurth a chort. I sigh loud hahaha wow wha a good day.
harry was fine but he face bad now. also he owel fell off so I saw his Private Bits eww gross >:( hatryod sat there he was like evan what the hek did you???? do to my face???? FR*CK OFF i yell at him.
Me and kelvin wehot in on of arries cars it was a moldova 7. we speed away to British Dennys. I claimb inb rhe. I said Can we get a bench? yeah sure siad lady. kelvin said hruck rugh hurgh. (thats how he laughs). I walk bac to with the waitres and wink flirt at the peopl in the restarnt like james charles <3. aguy we sit do.
Ww at the menu. There was onky one so I read it and decide what i want. kalevin said gimme it I said ok. I ham it to him. kelvin wants Meat Splatters Supreme. I look atit hmm since it is a british dennys iy has british classics like peas n grits. I oeder my fave called Saucsage With Potatos. when the water come she was like hey do o want dinks? YEAH ILLL HAVE AAA UHHH. said kelvin but i smake him. What fruit juices do have i said. We have cranbery and thats it :) said. HMM ok guess i will try a crayon berry I said. 0K said lady. Kelvin siad he want a shurley tmple but I yell and scream at him. I SAD: KELVIN. THEY AINT GIOT THOSE AT BRITISH DENNYS. PLUS IM THE ONE PAYING SO YOU JUST GET ONLY A WATER. ohhHHG :( said kev. Ok comming righ up she say and VANish. WAIT I NEDD TO ORDER MY FOOD? I yelle. she camed back Oh sorry what you guys want? I tell her and she went.
when food came we eat it MM so good. kelvin said HUH?/ i said what kevin 7ou interupting the pleasur e of my meal. kelvin said Cheakout what i found in my food. he hold out his hand and i grab it from him. It Was a tooth a big ol moler. WOW COOL i screech in delight. its alwaysa good day.
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Evan Green: The Purge
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