TMI One Shots

paintballing (SIZZY)

"Ok, so you told me to get out a bit, right"

"yes?"

"AND, to do something that I enjoyed?"

"yeah I suppose..."

"Well, I love Call Of Duty and this is outside..."

"Simon, what are we doing?"

"Just put on the goggles and trust me, ok?" Simon ordered while pulling down his own googles. He picked up a gun and handed it to Isabelle.

"I swear, if we're gonna get killed, I'm so gonna kill you!"

"That sort of ruins the point. Anyway, if I go in first, with my knowledge of guns and wars, and you can follow behind. We'll head towards the right and hide behind the boxes till the opposing team need to change their ammo. Ok?"

"Ok... but I was thinking, I have been fighting since the age of three and if we go to the right, we'll just get shot and lose. If we go to the left, we can easily jump between the trees. OK?" Isabelle mimicks her boyfriend.

"but-" He's cut off by Izzy's lips against his. "Fine." he huffs and begins to pull open the door.

"After 3. 1 - 2 --"

"Wait wait wait wait wait! Are we going on three or after three on go?" SImon quickly asks, his voice being drowned out my the sound of bullets. 

"What? Does it matter?" Isabelle asks.

"Is it- OF COURSE IT IT! Say if it got to three and you ran out, all by yourself, and I was still in here waiting for the 'go'!"

"What!? Ok were going on three, not after!" 

"OK!"

"1 - 2 - 3!"

And they ran out getting hammered with the paint bullets.

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"Well, that went well!" SImon says looking round at all the teenage boys lying on the floor, acting dead. 

"THAT DID'NT GO WELL THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" Izzy screams throwing her goggles in the air.

"Dude, your girlfriend is crazy!" One of the guys lying on the floor states.

"Get back down, faking dead where you belong." Izzys says sharply, pointing the gun and it. He agrees and throws his head back onto the ground.

"Izzy calm down!" Simon say grabbing her guns pointing it down to the floor. 

"No, he needs to learn his lesson!" She shouts trying to pull the gun back up.

"IZZY! Listen to-" But he is cut off my the trigger being pulled. He looks down to see a plaint splat where his 'privates' are. "Fuck! Jeeez woman!!" Simon says in pain falling over.

Isabelle tried to hold her laughter in but did not succeed. "Oh my God Simon By the Angel that's funny!!" She gets out through her giggles.  "Jace and Magnus and Clary all have to see this!" She says taking a picture and putting it on snapchat.

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Didn't really know how to end this story!!

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