shrek x mineta

weave snatched

"omg look fiona it's purple balls the hero" shrek moaned

"wtf are you checking him out you green bitch!?" fiona yelled

"i'm taking the kids bye" fiona left with the kids and probably went to go date trumps daughter

"whatever i don't need green pube hairs in my salad anyway" shrek mumbled

shrek approached mineta to squeeze the balls on his head

mineta moaned "wtf don't touch me right there"

but when mineta turned around and saw shrek mineta started drooling

"woah you're cute" mineta complimented the ogre

the ogre blushed madly and played with his weave

"you really think so?" shrek smiled

"yeah wanna date?" mineta smiled

"yes-"

suddenly obama came in and snatched shrek's weave, running away with it to place it in his ogre shrine

shrek started crying once his bald head was revealed

"omg baby don't cry, you look hotter when you're bald"

sniff "omg" sniff "thank you"

then they left to go to minetas house