ugh i had to write another chapter 🙄
mineta just got done pegging shrek "babe i'm pregnant"
mineta was shocked ,"what???"
"ya i took a pregnanyn test 😿" shrek said , "are u mad?" he asked
"NO BABE THIS IS AWESOME WE CAN HAVE KIDS TOEGEHTER FINALLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" mineta cried .
"oh thank god baby i thought you were mad 😻" shrek squealed as he tongued minetas throat.
"i love you so much"
"i love you too my purple balls hero" 😄😄🥰😘😍😚🤪🤪🤪😫😫🥴
3 days later
"BABE MY WATER BROKE" shrek screamed
"already?" mineta asssed shockingly
"ya 😿 it's coming out" shrek said
"but we haven't even gotten to the hospital!!" mineta panicked
"it's ok i wanted to do an at home birth anyway" shrek smoked 10 packs of cigarettes
"babe wyd that's bad" mineta said disappointingly .
"it's whatevs" shrek shrugged
the baby came out
"let's name it mineshreki " shrek teared up
"anything for u babygirl." mineta kisses shrek's cheek
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shrek x mineta
Fanfictionshrek and mineta meet when the professional hero is signing autographs to cunts who don't deserve to breathe the same air
