hey guys ik u missed me
6 weeks later
shrek slapped mineta "i fucking hate u stupid midget, bc of u our child isn't growing any taller than 3'0!" shrek cried
mineta sobbed as he took shrek's blows, but mineta had something totally different going on his mind while shrek-chan was beating him.
in fact, mineta was sobbing in pleasure. this was the type of weird fucking shit he liked.
(omg fuck it i'm going to sleep [9:11PM])
(what's up i'm back i woke up at 7:00am bht its 9:00am rn)
shrek walked away to go to their kids room "bruh" he said
mineta walked in "2)-6"
shrek looked down at him "tf u just say midget ?"
"i said what"
"bruh our kid died"
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shrek x mineta
Fiksi Penggemarshrek and mineta meet when the professional hero is signing autographs to cunts who don't deserve to breathe the same air
