Ghost Hunting (CH AU)

Chapter 1 The UN Meeting

The meeting started as usual.

Countries presenting their problems, arguing about conflicts and talking in the background.

Someone yelling about their pen being stolen, and another few whispering about traumatizing birds.

It was going great.

Philippines sat in the Asian Wing, cooling down after arguing with America on whether America had hung his flag upside-down.

(America hung it upside-down)

"Nakakainis yung Americano niyan no?" Martial asked Philip, floating beside him. (1)

"Wala akong magagawa diyan kuya, ganyan lang siya talaga."
Philip responded, absentmindedly putting his hand in his pocket and clicking a ball-point pen. (2)

Martial just sighed and wandered around the room.

They both watched as the meeting progressed, Philip later being dragged away by Indonesia to play pranks on other countries.

Of course the organizations like EU and UN had their own special spot somewhere in the room.

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UN sighed as he watched the meeting. Usually it was m̶o̶r̶e̶ orderly and normal but this was just plain chaotic. Countries arguing over territory, resources, birds, and who was pranking everyone.

ASEAN sat beside him, facepalming at the trio of pranksters running around.
He noted to ground them later.
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"Alright, that it, I can't take this anymore." UN said, standing up from his seat and walking to the entrance of the meeting hall.

"WOULD YOU ALL SHUT IT!? THIS IS A CONFERENCE!" UN yelled, standing in the middle of the opened double doors.

The noise suddenly died down. All the countries settled down, albeit some reluctantly did so.

("Someone took my pen." Russia muttered harshly.

America, behind Russia, held up the Slav's pen and flipped him the bird.)

Some started preparing for their not-yet-presented presentations.

"So this year!" America said. "I'd first like to say that my president is a complete-"

When almost everyone was done, it was China's turn when he said

"I want Spratly Islands"

This immediately caused an uproar in the South East Asian part of the room, consisting of Philippines, Malaysia, Vietnam, Brunei and Taiwan.

"I just want Philippines' islands." China said.

"B-but-" Philip tried to interject.

"It's just a few of you seven thousand islands." China attemptedly coaxed.

"B-but-" Philip stammered, unable to make a full response.

"China-san, you know how this is supposed to happen, you need to do this with your country leaders present so they can also decide." Japan said. Japan and Philip were on good terms. Very good terms as they occasionally came over to each other's houses to watch anime.

"Hmph."

UN glanced at the clock and said "Alright, it's time already, so head back to your homes already. You all have school tomorrow."

A chorus of"Okays" and "Byes" rang across the room as countries stood from their seats and started to leave.

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Translations:

That American is really frustrating. (1)

I can't do anything about him big brother, he really is like that. (2)

*Tell me if it's wrong pls. My Filipino isn't the best.*

Also, how do I differentiate Fem!Japan that covers the anime side of Japan and workaholic M!Japan that covers the, well, suicidal workaholic part.