Ardyn, Immortal

Chapter 1

1 - The furts chapptor

Authirs note: this is REL if u don liek u a pLEB or an EMTEE

DIS IS DA STORIE OF GRADIOLAS AND PARASYTE - N ARE UNENDANG RABU.

It wax a dark day in insormnai - the king Reggae wan me to mrry his sun Notcis. Bat my purple gold silver crystal eyes only saw 1 man - GRADIO. He has a SIX PAK and tattoos, endless amber eYes andnand hair dark as my ROYAL AND EGDELARD SOUL

He is also the managar for my awesim band i have with Notcis - who has saffire eyes and hair as dark as my SOUL too, bat not a 6 pak and he isnT facially haireded. Hs plaYs base and falls asleep a LoT. Pornto iZ my bastest friand even tho he a FRACKLY

PLEB. Nn not gud enuff for me. He is BISAXUEL and hAz some piercings and also a gun. He playz drums. Ingot is jelus thaT i sing and play guiter and we don like his veggies. He sACRETLY has a Gradio tat but gRadio only flirts with me. I am a PARASTYE CLAMOUR NARAKU NIGHTMARE SUCCUBUS IZUNIA. I sing like an Angel with a sexay and dark succabus side - or so GRADIO SAYS pleyfalledly. My stage name is Poizzenn and Moon and Grintenna are JELOUS OF MY BEAUTY

Moon waz sad cuz she won to marry Notcis but Raggae said Noisc should merry me becaz i am sacrelty the rel princESs. "But Moon, i don wan to merry Nocises," i tell her sensitively. "i only wan gradio!"

"But gladio only wants one thing!" MOONA SHOTEDS UPSETTEDLY. "What??" I ask, hoping its sax

And Moon sayz "he wants CUP NOODLEZ"

"Doishittay?" I stammer,starting to cry ichor. (I HAVE DARMOBS INSIDE OK. I halp a lot of ppl and take in za darmobs at night becAz Gradio and Nocais are too tired to fight them aLl the tim)

I ran way cryin evn tho Pronto tried to tKke my pic cuz he has a hUge crush on ME. Bcuz i want to have the sects wth Gradio, who i have been frands with for YEARS AND he always flurted with me not INGUS WHO MAKES CAP NOODLz. I KNEW moona was saying that gradio wAnS INGOT but i KNOW SHE WRONG so I ran to fine Gradio and puNch a DEMON.

Wen i found Gradio he was EATING CUP NODDLZ while Ignore was watching with a smirk on his face. Ignat is hot too but NOT as hoat as MY Gladias. His glasses did the aneemay shine and he pushed them up the bridge of his nose saxily. "Yes eat those noodlez baybee," he tindered, the glasses shoning EVILLY. Then i realized

HE DRUGGED THE NOODLES

!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Gradio COLONSED onto the pavement, becuz he was DRAGGED. So I UNLASHED my inner dermons and they attackd IGNANT who runned away defeatedily. I knalt beside Gradio and kissed him and HE WAKED UP!

"gradio!!! Ru diejoeboos?" I askeded hem. And he groaned sexily (everythan he does is sexy) an he said "PARASYTE!! U SAVED ME FROM THE BAD MAN." "i nevar liekd igno even tho he hot. His beggies were good janeye!" And Gradio got angry an said "THAT WAZNT ITCHY! Tat was AIRDEN IN DISGUYS!!!"

~ I WIL UPDATE IF I GET 50 NICE REVOWELS~