Ardyn, Immortal

Chapter 12

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Author's notio: ISNT THIS SAD WILL PARA BE HAPPY FIND OUT KEEP READ!!! Meanies and nerds can die if they hate my satories. Everywan else is <3333

Where am I? Not Insormnia anymore, that's for sure! I cannon nat face Gradio evar again! Alred I Miss the sight of his perfact ABS and PECS and scar face. I do nat see hair black as my soul I see that I'm lost.

Crying saxilily, I sniff and look round. This not city! I did nat men to ran this far but here I am! Where is here?!

I fallow dusty road, my dermbons all ragey and cry inside of me. I wan to let them out and KILL SOMETHING. But no wan is around and I see no monster. It getting dark tho so other deramones will be out soona andnd try to play with mine. But other dermeans are gross and I do nat wan to pay with them, they can be killed by mine!

Walking for hours and hours until finally my amethyst silver gold purple violet crimson sapphire ruby emerald eyes see it – a gas station! And diner with garage and shop for potions. I walk into shop and see cup noddle and start to cry. Because I know gradio only loves cap noodle and not me! I grab it off the shelf and throw it on the grund and the tars start to come from my gorgeous eyes once again.

Cid: "Naw what ya doin' lil lady?"

"Grandpa, that you?" I turn and then remember I dun have a grandpa because I am living forever and grandom is not.

But the man I see looks like a grandpapa. He is OLD. GROSS OLD. Yet he wank at me and watch me clean up cup noddle and I think about letting the darmonbes eat him cuz he is starin and it is gross!!! But than a lade walks in and she is very pretty but looks like a prep with her bland hair and gren eyes. She is all cute and bouncy with weird accent and I dun like plebs. She and grandperv are prebs!!!

Cindy: "Hey y'all, howdy day!" say girl. "You need some repairs?"

"Depends," I say. "Can you fix brokan heart?" And try not to cry but cry all sensitiviely.

"Awwwww, honey pie darling shine!" the woman say and pat my shoulder. "Why don't you come in ta shop and sit fer a while and we can take care of u for a bit until your no longer cryin'. How's that now?"

We go an sit and I tell them I HAT CUP NOODLE. So they brin me aburger and we talk all night time and she tell me her name is Snyedee and granperv is Cid. The daremobs are getting rage becuz no wall and its night and they wan to play but I cant let them in side garege. So we go outside and I let them lose.

The darmobes are runn free while I sigh heavy and think about death. Then all of a sudden LOUD CRASH AND CRUNCH. A car accident! Caused by my darbones!

"NOOOO" I whaaaale, diekeeyraay myself so much right now. I runs to see and there is a man slump in car. He is pale hair and has pale eyes and scowly. He scawls at me and gets out of car and I see he has metal arm.

Ravus: "It is positivilily ruined!" he shoots in anger voice with a fru fru accent that makes me think of Ignatho. I crang.

"Stap yelling!" I screm.

"I'm on my way to the Reggae wadding evan though I HATE him. And this happen! How will I get to Isnormio now?!"

I shrug.

"you did this!" he shoot.

"Nope."

"YOU FIX IT!" he shoot louder.

"Nah."

"Why not!?"

"Ur a preb."

"I am RAYLTY!"

Like this guy is anything other than a prebian with a snob accent. HAH. LAME PLEB.

"You remind me of Moon," I say. Stupid bitch.

"Moon!? You knaw...MY SISTA!?"