Ardyn, Immortal

Chapter 2

2 - CHAOPTER 2: 2 hut 2 strong

Authir's note: IF U CANT UNDERSAND THIS THEN U R A PLEBEYAWN OR A LIFELESS MAJITERK TRUPER

"haz anywan seen igthy?" gradio keeps asking, und haz ben averyday. i'm gatting so annoyed with hem. Does he nat see that I am jelous? He nevar shows that much care bout me, evan thou I got sad fir all the darmobes that are inside of myself.

"gradio! U never hit on me anymoar ever since u got dragged and it was airdyn!" i yelleth.

Gradio iz madio. "Why dant u care about Eggy! He alweys makes u nice meals!"

I slap the gradio face and storm away angerery. I can fell the darmobes getting ragey inside of me and I don wan to hurt gradio even if I wan to break up with hem right noa because he is being such a bad unoffishiel boyfeind.

I stomp away and my silver gold amethestest eyes rise as I bump into back of somewan tall who is talkin with Moon. He turns round and I am so stanned my heart beats very hard in my throwt and palms. He has hair as DARK AS MY SOUL 2 and very pritteh eyes. His hair iz kind of like gradio's but he is oldur and haz no scar. But he still very hot with tiny tattwo thingies on his face and hands. He stares down on me and I stare up into his eyes, and almost 4get about gradio.

"h-h-h-h-hiiii," I say very saxily and bootifully. I bat my eyelashez at him, I can knot help it.

"hello, princess," he says and smirk very coil.

"this is nax," Moon says. "he is my SACRETED boyfrand."

Boyfrand! But she wan to marry Nocits??

"U re datting moona, snax?" I askeded.

He sudden blushes very sansitivily. "I guard her for the Reggae and the prance," he says.

"Moon, y u lie?" I demand angrerily.

"No its sacret! But its ok snix, we can tell PARASTYE CLAMOUR NARAKU NIGHTMARE SUCCUBUS IZUNIA, she is good frund and can be trusted, even if she wan to merry nocitus."

I laugh in a dark way, warning her to be careful I don't break her neck or stab her repeatedly in the stomach until she bleeds on my feet. "I don wan to merry nocies," I say, "Reggae don undersand my heart."

"Who does have ur hart, purincessu?" snickers asks me.

I look at hem and smile in a very sadactive way. "somewan with hair as dark as MY SOUL."

We stare at each other and blushu.

"Yamaytaaay," moona shreks, caming in betwain us. "Nickers is my boyfrand!?"

"But you want merry prance notis!!!!" I scram.

Everywan goes quiat.