LITTLE PINK RIDING HOOD
Starring:
Todomatsu "Totty" Matsuno as Little Red (I mean, Pink) Riding Hood
Karamatsu Matsuno as The Big Bad (Blue) Wolf
Osomatsu Matsuno as Little (Pink) Riding Hood's Grandmother
Ichimatsu Matsuno as The Huntsman
*** It was a very pleasant day and Little Pink Riding Hood went to visit her dearest poor, ill grandma in order to being her some delicious chocolate cookies that her mom baked.
Alas, our poor little protagonist did not understand that a really nasty surprise was around the corner... or better, inside her poor grandma's bed... ***
Little Pink Riding Hood (Todomatsu): *Knocks at the door* Hello, dearest granny! It is me, Little Pink Riding Hood, your very beloved granddaughter!
Grandma (?): Come here, sweetie!
Little Pink Riding Hood (Todomatsu): (What a deep tone of voice she has. I really hope she has not got a nasty sore throat) *Enters into the house* Good morning, granny! I brought you some chocolate cookies that mom made!
Grandma (?): Oh, how nice is for you to care about your poor, poor grandma, my dear! Come here, so I can see you better!
*** Little Pink Riding Hood approaches towards her grandma and takes a stool so that she can sit... ***
Little Pink Riding Hood (Todomatsu): *Scrutinizes the grandma (?) better and...* Oh my, grandma! What big eyes you have!
Grandma (?): The better to see you, sweetie.
Little Pink Riding Hood (Todomatsu): Oh my, grandma! What big ears you have!
Grandma (?): The better to hear you!
Little Pink Riding Hood (Todomatsu): Oh my, grandma! What a big mouth you have!
Grandma (?): The better... *The fake grandma took off the night gown! It was the Big Bad Blue Wolf!* TO EAT YOU!
Little Pink Riding Hood (Todomatsu): OH MY GOODNESS! HELP!
Big Bad Blue Wolf (Karamatsu): MUA HA HA HA!
*** But before the wolf could devour his defenseless prey... ***
Little Pink Riding Hood (Todomatsu): *Puts a hand in front of the Wolf* Wait a minute!
*Little Pink Riding Hood started to rummage inside her basket and pulled out... A RIFLE?!*
Little Pink Riding Hood (Todomatsu): Now you die, scumbag!
Big Bad Blue Wolf (Karamatsu): *Visibily scared* Oh shit...
*BANG!*
*** Little Pink Riding Hood rummaged through the Wolf's corpse and successfully pulled out her grandma, thus rescuing her from a really tragic destiny... ***
Grandmother (Osomatsu): *Trembles with fear* Oh my gosh! I saw such obscene things that other people could never believe!
Little Pink Riding Hood (Todomatsu): Granny! *Hugs the grandma* Oh dear, I was so scared! I thought I had lost you forever!
Grandmother (Osomatsu): Yeah, yeah... I love you too, my dearest granddaughter. So, where are the cookies?!
*** All of a sudden, someone slammed the door open with a powerful kick: it was the Huntsman, who, along with his faithful houndcat (Wait! What?! Since when do cats works in the field of hunting?!), came here to save them from that blue-furred fiend... ***
Huntsman (Ichimatsu): *Prepares his rifle* EVERYONE STAND STILL! HAVE NO FEAR, MADAM AND MISS! I AM HERE TO SAVE... *Sees the bleeding Wolf* you... Hm, did I enter in the wrong house? *Smells the cookies and sees them in the basket* Oh, cookies! Yum!
*** And so, Little Pink Riding Hood had a delicious snack along with her grandma and the Huntsman ***
THE END
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LITTLE PINK RIDING HOOD
FanfictionA short and funny reinterpretation of "Little Red Riding Hood", courtesy of four of the six famous Matsuno Brothers. Enjoy the show and remember: give a warm applause to our four nice actors! Todomatsu Matsuno; Karamatsu Matsuno; Osomatsu Matsuno; I...
