I Think We're Alone Now ~ Five x Vanya One Shots

4 - Birthday Party

Warning: drugs, alcohol, harassment, sex (aka smut)

Luther is Five's little brother. Klaus is Vanya's little brother. Luther and Klaus are the same age.

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4 - Birthday Party

Vanya and Five were walking down the halls of Umbrella High. Being seniors, it was normal for the lower year students to make way for them. Especially for them.

Everyone knew Vanya Green and Five Hargreeves. They'd been best friends since birth. Their mothers were best friends and their families lived next to each other. Coincidentally, they were born on the exact same day in the rooms next to each other, hence the friendship was meant to be.

They were practically glued to each other and when they first arrived four years ago as tiny freshmen, a rumour spread about them dating. But they weren't, much to the satisfaction of many boys and girls around the school who wanted to date one of them.

"Whose house?" Vanya asked as she took off her jacket and threw it to the back of her messy locker.

"Well, last time it was at yours so let's do my house this time." Five stacked his books carefully on top of each other. He sighed in content at his clean and organised locker but then his eyes shifted to the dumpster to his left and he let out a shuddering grimaced. "That's disgusting. My sewer's rat wouldn't even dare enter that."

"What?" She looked at him and followed his gaze to her locker before scowling. "Oh, shut it, my locker isn't that bad!"

"Not that— There are leftovers from last week's lunch right there!" He pointed at the highest shelf. "I'm pretty sure there's mould on it..."

"Well... I'm too small so it's gonna have to stay there until someone else gets it down for me." She batted her eyelashes prettily at him and stuck out her bottom lip in a childlike pout, begging him to do it for her.

"That's revolting! No way!"

She looked around and grabbed a big kid by the arm. He stumbled a bit because his back was turned to them.

"Could you help me with something uh..."

"Leonard."

"Could you help me, Leonard?" She blinked up at him with innocent eyes and a small smile. Five leaned on his locker and grinned in amusement; he was used to her weird behaviour.

"Yea-yeah s-sure..." the lanky kid mumbled, blushing profusely.

"Good, can you take that slice of pizza and throw it in the trash, I can't reach."

"Yeah, sure, sure!" He grabbed it right before the smell hit their faces. Vanya gagged as Leonard hurried towards the trashcan and dumped it in. Five grimaced at the smell and moved his head away.

The kid came back and awkwardly stood by Vanya's side as if he expected something of her.

She pulled out her deodorant and sprayed it all over the inside of her locker, gassing the people near her who stepped away from the foggy area.

"Et voilà! It's clean again!" She grabbed the books she needed for second period and slammed it shut with a content sigh. She turned to face Leonard and wondered why he was still there. "Uhm... thanks for helping me, Leonard!"

She turned back around and together with Five, she walked away, leaving him with a sunken face. He watched her leave and thought to himself, "One day, she'll be mine..."

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"So, your house, who do we invite?" Vanya asked as they plopped themselves into the beanbags of the school's library.