DISCONTINUED - The Corona Fic

Guess Who's Back?

Stood before me was none other than 'Cai Xukun' or rather I like to refer to him as roadman Shrek.

I "tch" at the sight of him.

"Oi what's that for luv? I dun nuttin wrong'"

"More like done my nut in lmaooo"

"u wot m8"

Feeling as if this conversation was going nowhere I carry on my journey to find some sort of escape.

Then I hear a call from behind me, "Yo issa rude to ignore someone when they're talking to you."

I angrily do a 180 spin facing directly at the predator before me and let out a yell, "firstly luv, you catfished me into thinking you were some Chinese dude, you took me to a dodgy market place for our first date, and when I tried to leave you forcefully put your pestilence lips upon thy face. Of course, I don't want to associated with your Shrektacular being!"

He laughs at my dismay and bellows, "Oh you thought it was Cai Xukun, but it was me, Shrek!"

"Hey, was that a Jojo's ref-"

Bang bang bang

I was cut off by the sound of gunshots in our surrounding radius, and without hesitation, both 'Shrek' and I run towards the violent sounds unaware of the dangers that lie ahead...

Both 'Shrek' and I run towards the sound of gunshots only to reach an entrance-way swarmed by soldiers from the Chinese military, which had shot down civilians who seemed like they were trying to escape this prison. The screams of the people below me had sent shivers down my spine; and without hesitation, I stood in front of the injured people below me and glared directly into the soldiers' soul, and then down the civilians.

"This will NOT be another case of Tienanmen Square, I promise you that!" I assertively state to them.

A young girl began yelling at me in Mandarin but I had no bloody idea what she was saying.

I begin to question the girl, "I'm so sorry but I don't understan-"

But suddenly I'm hastily being thrown aside by a strong force, 'must be Shrek I thought to myself'.

"Yo Y/N you gotta get outta here, the soldiers are gonna shoot your ass" and with that, he takes my hand and we begin running to run away.