DISCONTINUED - The Corona Fic

A Bit Of A Mess xo

Being pulled in the opposite direction from the scene; and running behind Shrek with my hand in his, I hear the sound of gunshots being fired from behind us, and the piercing sounds of agonising screeching had now been abolished.

A flurry of tears trickles down my S/C face at the thought of those lives that were lost just before me. 'At least they took one for the team', muttered my inner thoughts.

Shrek suddenly pulls to one side, "yo stop crying, it ain't gonna do nuthin' for ya."

"I'm not crying, it's just my tears are sweating from running so much", I reply defensively.

He mutters, "yare yare daze Y/N you are a burk, like honestly Luv, calm down."

I telepathically curse him for insulting my grief, and with that thought, my Shrek began violently coughing.

Oh my my my he's going to die

I cautiously approach him, "are you doing alright mate?", and patiently wait or his response.

After his coughing outbreak, he manages to speak up, "Don't worry hun, it's just Corona."

I sigh in relief, then it hit me...

I'm in Quarantine because I have Corona.

BECAUSE OF HIM!!!

My heart flutters and my eyes start swelling up with tears then I feel a soft touch of my head being patted.

"Oh yeah, sorry about giving you the Rona. You must hate me :/"

Tears being falling heavily and I gaze into Shrek's eyes loving, "on the contrary, thank you for giving me this gift."

Shrek takes a step back in shock, "damn, you're a weirdo."

"I know you think I'm weird but hear me out- after being catfished by you I wanted to die, and now I get to die because of you!"

I begin hysterically laughing until I can barely breathe and start regretting my life decisions for coming to China in the first place my head spins and I dramatically fall into the cold tiles below me.

"Um... Shreksy," I call out "I'm struggling to breathe-"

"No way luv, you're a bit loony I'm out of here xo, he looks down on me with disgust and turns around to leave, but as soon as he does that he gets WHACKED by my tormentor... 

GREASY 

HAIRED 

BOY

They finally meet...