[meeting diane's parents]
diane: *quietly* don't tell my dad about us having sex he'll freak out about me getting pregnant
her dad: hey man you coming inside?
mark: *visibly panicking*
+
mark: *accidentally hits simon*
simon: you wanna die?
mark, whispering: kinda
simon: [soft voice] we talked about this
+
tommy: *crying in his kitchen*
spud: what happened???
tommy: sorry it's just these onions
spud: [to the onions] what the FUCK did you say to him
(perché tommy e spud ce li meritiamo <3)
+
spud: aww look, dawn drew a funny-looking giraffe
alison: dawn's at my parents' house right now
simon: [clenching his jaw] it's an alpaca
+
spud: so, do you have a crush?
mark: the only "crush" i have is crushing depression
spud:
mark: also simon is really pretty
