Happy April Fools', Suit

Chapter 5: Call the FBI Bomb Squad!

Neal hated that day's shower, and when he finished, he saw Mozzie sitting on the couch, sipping wine, as if nothing had happened. He said, "I thought you would be in the theatres for Cats. What happened." Mozzie stopped, midway through a sip. He lied and said, "Er, we came late to the show and weren't let in so we just decided to go home." He didn't know June was standing in the doorway, and the only way he learned she was listening was when she said, "Now, dear, you know very well there was no Cats the Musical today. In fact, there were no theatre shows today." June said sweetly. Neal, realising that his accomplice just lied, shook his head and went downstairs. He then went to relax at the back porch where his favourite hammock was hanging. He lay down and slept.

Meanwhile, Peter, Jones, Diana and Elizabeth were hiding behind some bushes. When Neal fell asleep, Peter decided to get revenge for that airhorn on his chair. He jumped out with their so-called "Prank Squad" and rushed to take action. Peter had Diana light a match while he, Jones and Elizabeth sprinkled gunpowder around Neal. But not on him, as it would be deadly. Once the trio were done sprinkling gunpowder, Diana dropped the lighted match. All of them ran as deadly explosions filled the air.

Once again, Neal Caffrey was a screaming mess. "MOMMY!!! WHAAAAAA! HELP!!! HELP ME!!!"

The Prank Squad ran in the house through the back door, taping the ridiculous event using Elizabeth's camera. Once Neal was done screaming they all stumbled outside, laughing like hyenas. Neal was mad as hell when he saw them. When they looked up, they saw Neal staring at them with furious eyes, sending them scurrying. Neal ran after them (ironic that a criminal has to chase his FBI handler instead of the other way around) and chased them all around June's house.

Until they broke one of June's prized vases...

Oh dear 🤭🤣😂😅🤦🏼‍♀️ They are in huge trouble!!! Next time no chasing others on the house!!!