Sweaty, Neal went upstairs to wash his face. He took the blow dryer, plugged it in and flicked on the switch. Then powder went flying all across the bathroom! Mozzie opened the door, asking "Neal, you in here...?" He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Neal with powder all over his face. He fell to the floor laughing. "Oh, Neal, you oughta blame June for this! Hahahahahaha!!!" Neal turned to see June standing in the doorway, laughing. "Oh, Neal. You poor thing. You must have had an earful. Take a break, sweetheart." Neal's face was red, and he was shaking out of rage and embarrassment at what happened.
But let's rewind to what happened during the chase...Mozzie heard Neal chasing the FBI around the house, so he decided to drop another bomb on the con man. He was wondering what to do when he remembered that Neal blow dries himself every night. He rushed to the store to buy flour (Mozzie's been running back to the flopping same store) and bought a 30 gram package. Then he came home and dumped half the contents into the blow dryer for the best effects. Then he heard a vase smash and he knew Neal was in for big trouble. He heard June scoot downstairs and confront the naughty party for smashing a prized vase. But, she said, it was quite old, but her husband had bought it for her as a gift. She then sent Neal upstairs while she cleaned up the mess. Neal went inside his apartment to wash his face. Before he went in, Mozzie started giggling. Neal asked why, then he said, "Oh, nothing." Neal shrugged and entered the bathroom. Later Mozzie heard the whizzing of the blow dryer and knew he was in for it...
Neal was disappointed, but Mozzie went up to his shoulder and patted it. "Oh, relax, Neal. It's April Fool's Day, so I think it's best to just be a little naughty." Peter agreed. "Yeah, but I was mad as hell when that airhorn went off. At first I thought who to blame, but then I went down the wrong trail." They all shared a good laugh. "Elizabeth too was very mischievous at home, so there's nothing to worry about."
And there you have it, my April Fools' Day story for White Collar. See you again!
-AgentBlueStarRebel9
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HumorApril Fools special! Neal pulls off a serious prank and it blooms into a prank war for the FBI, with serious consequences for Neal!