Open Your Mind Before Your Mouth

Again?

Two months later I'm sitting downstairs in the studio with Blaine and Steph.. We're still technically on break but we decided to get together because Blaine has an idea that he just had to share. Dylan is in Mexico at the moment, her and Steph are having some issues and she decided that some time apart may be good for them. "You know I can take you straight to heaven if you let me," Blaine sang softly to himself. "Hollywood Undead?" I ask him. "It's been stuck in my head all day," he says sounding irritated. I pull out my phone and look up the song, I'm about to play it when he stops me. "You know I actually have to play it to get it out right?" "Dammit," I look him straight in the eyes, "I don't know the guitar parts, I can do keys, but not strings and it just won't sound right. "Alex?" I hear a female voice calling me from the top of the stairs, it's Chris' sister Jen, what the hell is she doing here? She's pretty much kept her distance since Chris caught her and Blaine in bed together at our wedding. "Who's that?" Steph asks. "My sister in law," I stand up, "I better go see what she wants."
"Mainly I came back because my brother is not going to dictate who I can and can't be with," she reaches in the refrigerator and grabs a bottle of water. "I've been with Blaine for three years now, and it's just so hard being 4 hours away, we decided to finally come out in the open, I'm moving in with him." "I'm not surprised, but why now? Why not sooner?" "School." "Oh, yeah." "We've just decided, it doesn't matter, I know he's 10 years older than me but I love Blaine and he loves me too, we're getting married." She showed me her left hand on which was a beautiful engagement ring. "Are you trying to give my husband a heart attack?" "No, I'm just not a damn kid anymore, he doesn't have to be so overprotective." "Well good luck with that. You wouldn't know how to play 'Levitate' would you?" "By?" "Hollywood Undead," I answer. "Auntie Jen!," Winter comes running into the kitchen and jumps into her aunt's outstretched arms. "Little Princess Skye!," she picks up my daughter and gives her a squeeze. Chris and Ryan are standing in the doorway, Chris is looking at his sister strangely. I think he just noticed the ring on her finger. I grab Ryan's wrist and lead him downstairs. "They need to talk, I have a feeling I may need a new bassist. You can play 'Levitate' right?" "Hollywood Undead. Uh-huh, why." "Help us out, it may just be Blaine's last song." "Why is that?" "Wait for it." Me and Ryan are almost all the way downstairs. "YOU'RE WHAT?" "Getting married!" I look at Blaine. Ryan does too. "What's going on?" "Apparently," I answer, "those two idiots have been sneaking around for the past three years, behind everyone's backs, and then Jen comes over to tell me they're getting married. You guys came in right after, so I guess you're all filled in." "What's next? Is she pregnant?" Steph asks. "God I hope not," I say as Winter makes her way down the stairs, she looks like she's about to cry. "What's wrong honey?" I pick her up and kiss her head. "Daddy's scary."Damn, Chris can be intimidating when pissed off, but he has never scared Winter before. "He's just mad," I smooth her hair, "everything will be okay soon, do you wanna know a secret?" "What?" "If daddy doesn't kill Uncle Blaine, him and Auntie Jen are going to get married." "Really?" She looks over at Blaine. "Uh huh, and I have just the perfect little flower girl in mind," he smiles and takes her from me. "Then I won't let daddy kill you," she smiles back.
After all the drama has died down we're all in the pool area. Chris is in the pool with Winter, Steph and Jen, Ryan is passed out in one of the lounge chairs and me and Blaine are just sitting there. Blaine's scared to go in, I think he's afraid Chris may just try to drown him. "I'm starving," I say loudly, "anyone else?" Ryan stirs. "Did you say food?" "Yeah, I'm thinking wings. Who's coming with me?" "Me!" Ryan sits up. I roll my eyes, my cousin and food, of course he'd volunteer to come pick it up. We're on our way back with food when my phone starts ringing, it's Steph. "You guys might wanna hurry back Drake Wyatt is here."(Drake is Nicola's older brother and said he was going to kill us for sending his sister to prison and ending his source of revenue) "What's the weapon of choice? I'm pretty sure that moron has a knife." "Hockey sticks, Blaine has a Redwings one, looks like it's signed." "He wrecks that and you may need bail money for me, it's signed by Steve Yzerman and Brendan Shanahan." "Okay, I'll let him know." "We're about five minutes out." I click my phone off. "What?" "Ghost of Christmas Past came in the form of Drake Wyatt, Blaine and Chris have it handled but we better hurry back." "Son of a bitch." "He wrecks my stick and it will be a murder weapon," I say as I pull into my driveway. I get out of the truck and head towards my back yard. Drake is unconscious, Blaine and  Chris are nowhere in sight, Stephani is standing over him with her phone in hand. "Cops are on their way. Winter is pretty upset,Chris is calming her down and Jen is taking care of Blaine, he fucked up his hand, I tried to keep Winter inside, away from everything but it didn't work, Ryan comes around the corner with the food and sees Drake. "What the hell?" "I knocked him out, I had no choice," Steph says to him. "I'm going in, I need some ginger ale, I don't feel so good." I head inside. As I'm grabbing the soda Chris comes into the kitchen with Winter. "I have no idea why he would lay in wait for 4 years," he says to me. "I do, that asshole was locked up himself, yeah I did some research, the whole family was into some pretty shady shit, mom murdered dad for cheating, older sister Natalie and Drake both for drugs and other organized crime and Nicola, well we were personally her victims." "Do you intend on actually eating?" Ryan poked his head in the kitchen." "Man, what do you think got me nauseous I'm the first damn place?" "You're the one who even wanted wings." "Well now I want ice cream, leave me alone." I open the freezer and grab a carton of birthday cake flavored ice cream." I look at Chris, "do we have any hot Cheetos?" "Are you serious?" "Yes, I want some hot Cheetos with my ice cream." "Uh-oh," he says to Winter, "mommy liked to eat ice cream and hot Cheetos when she was pregnant with you, maybe she's trying to tell us something." "Where's my hockey stick?" "Put back safely where it belongs." "If you even suggest that idea again, it will be used as the murder weapon and I've seen enough crime shows, they'll never find your body."
          Seriously after all that drama Chris has the nerve to suggest I may be pregnant just because I want ice cream and hot Cheetos? He better pray I'm not, cuz dammit I will use that hockey stick as a murder weapon. Either way I should check. I stand up and grab my keys and bag. "Where are you going?" "Nowhere," I go outside and get in my car. "FUCK!" I pound my fist into the dashboard. I head to Walgreens. I go straight for the family planning section, that's when I see of all people Jill. "Oh my lord!" She exclaims as I'm grabbing a pregnancy test. "Are you and Chris trying to have another baby?" "No, and if you say a word, well do you remember when me and Blaine took measurements for his coffin? I'll do the same to you, and this time, I'll actually put them to use." I said with more venom in my voice than I thought. "Temper, I thought you took anger management." "I did, sorry. It's just that..." "Babe, I can't find that essential oil stuff anywhere," Vinny says coming towards us with their daughter Nastia in one arm and Blair on his back.
           Well here goes nothing, I open the tests and use one. Two lines means I'm pregnant, just like before. "I'm going to kill him." I say to my reflection in the mirror before putting my fist through the wall. At that the door opens, "Is everything okay?" Chris asks me. "No," I cradle my fist which I don't realize is bleeding, "I'm just having a bad day." He steps in and puts his arm around my shoulders, "Well that's no reason to break your hand." "I know," I sob into his chest. He takes my hand and looks at it, I can see that it's starting to swell. "Emergency room," Chris says and leads me out of the bathroom. "I'll call someone to stay with Winter," he says. "No, I know someone," I've become friendly with my stepmother, Winter and Nevaeh have met as well and have become fast friends, "I'm sure my baby sister would love to hang out with her niece, we can just drop her off I know Tami's home cuz she texted me earlier asking if I wanted to hang out." "Alright, let's go." We head out and drop Winter off at my dad's house on the way out.
"Alex Cerulli?" A nurse calls. Me and Chris follow her back. "How did you break your hand?" "I punched a wall." "Why?" "Well , it's better than punching my husband." "Me? What did I do." Chris asks. "I'm pregnant," I deadpan. "P-pregnant?" "I missed a period and the mere smell of wings got me nauseous." Chris is white as a ghost. "I'm guessing this happened on your birthday," I say as the nurse is wrapping my hand. With that my phone starts to ring, it's Tami. "Winter wants to know if she can spend the night?" "That's fine, just make sure no sugar, I'll bring her some pjs and her dragon plushie when I get home." I hang up. "Looks like we get the house to ourselves tonight," I say to Chris. "Just sign here and you're free to go," the nurse says to me. I look at my left hand. "So funny," I deadpan. Chris signs the paperwork and we walk out holding hands.
           After we drop off everything Winter would need for the night, me and Chris are snugging on the couch watching Beavis and Butthead. "You know, we could do what got you pregnant in the first place," Chris is playing with the waistband on my pj pants and kissing my neck and jawline. "You want to?" I trace his tattoos with my fingers and slide my hand up his shirt. "Mhm," he kisses my lips and reaches for the hem of my shirt. We break the kiss and remove both of our shirts, out tongues fighting for dominance as I palm my husband through his pants. He reaches behind my back and unhooks my bra. "I love you," I mumble into his mouth. He tosses my bra and begins to kiss my neck going lower until he reaches the waistband of my pants. "These need to come off," Chris pulls down my pants and I'm left with nothing but my black panties. "These too," he proceeds to remove my underwear with his teeth. "Why are you still wearing pants?" I pout with a smirk. "Would you prefer I didn't?" I nod and in one swift move his pants are off and tossed away." "Underwear too," he pulls them off. "Am I naked enough for you?" "C'mere," I'm sitting on the edge of couch playing with myself. Chris comes to me he's hard as steel, I wrap my hand around his cock and kiss the tip before I take him into my mouth. "I need you," Chris pushes me down and lines up with my entrance. "You want this?" I move my hips forward, " Just shut up and fuck me already." "Well then," Chris pushes inside of me roughly and starts to move hard and fast. "Oh fuck, you're amazing."