Cons of Being Me

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What I hate about myself:

  - my eyebrows. Like, really? WTF

- my cheeks. They're so chubby

- my shoulders. Just like a man's.

      way too broad

- my boobs. Pretty much nonexistent

- my ass. Can't see it w/ a microscope

- I always come off as rude, even when paying a compliment.

- I'm too sarcastic.

-  I'm mean to my friends.

- no matter how hard I try, I can't be sociable.

- I lie too much

- I suck at making friends.

- my sneeze. It's so obnoxious

- my hair always looks greasy and I can't do anything with it.

- my name.  I hate it, dunno why exactly.

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