- " Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Basically just means Oxen from New York fight other oxen from New York."
- "Kinky" ( AFTER EVERYTHING)
- "ITS A METAPHOR, DAMNIT!!"
- "The feels, yo."
- "Buttsecks"
- "Hi, girl in the turquoise shirt!" Me: *looks down* *pause* "No. Its teal."
- "SHALEN IS THE BESTEST"
- "I'm in the camo section of Wal-Mart. Save me"
- Person: "you suck" One of us: "you swallow"
- "WRITING ON THIS PAPER IN MY PEN IS NO DIFFERENT THAN LIFE ITSELF"
- "You lufwa potato" (I don't even know what it means)
- "I could have my brother bring you some [cookies] ... Its even better because he doesn't get any!"
- "WHY ALL CAPS" "WHY THE FUCK NOT"
- "Prb."
- "Button porn..." "I'm gonna look this up later" "BUTTON PORN ACTUALLY EXISTS"
I know there are a ton more. But once I started typing them, my mind went blank. A part 2 will prolly come out eventually.
