WELCOME YOUNG ONE TO THE PATH THAT LEADS TO MY DOMAIN!!
THE ROAD TO GET THERE WILL BE HARD.
BUT IN THE END, THE REWARDS WILL BE GREAT!
THE REWARDS ARE THE SATISFACTION THAT YOU ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING CAUSE I'M BROKE!!
Okay yeah I'll stop.
Anyway, i...
Last night, I was making mah self a hot dog cause that's what normal people do at nine o clock at night. And it was silent in the room while I was putting on relish on my hot dog.
So I look up.
Smile evily.
And say.
"Man I am really RELISHING this opportunity!!"
And everyone just stood.
And stared.
My mom looked disappointed in me.
She said "Lizzy that was a horrible pun!!" And so I was all "excuse me but that pun was great mother!!"
Okay so the pun was sort of terrible but it's good!!!
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I saw this on Pinterest. Dark_Wolf13 sent it to meh.
