FNaF But Scott Ran Out Of Ideas

The Gendered-Confused Fox Has a Point!

Helpy was in his desk, working. He checked up on some of the reviews of the pizzeria on Google Maps.

"Terrible service, terrible pizza, terrible animatronics. 1 star." Helpy sighed.

"I hate this place. Last time I came here this weird, fat, round kid with a balloon asked me if I wanted to buy pot. I don't know if that was some kind of sick joke from the workers but I hated it. 1 star." Helpy's eyes widened. "Oh my- BALLOON BOY WHAT THE HECK?" He yelled. He then continued to check out the rest of the reviews.

"i leik foxie. hes. veryhot and my bushand i will mary him soon. 5 stars." "Eesh, must be one of those 7 year ol' Gacha kids." Helpy scoffed.

After about 20 minutes of reading reviews, he closed his laptop and sighed. He grabbed the microphone that he used to talk to all of the animatronics at once.

Actually, it was for him to announce stuff and pick some music for the day while the restaurant was open, but when they were closed he'd use it a lot.

"Attention, animatronics, meet me outside the Pirate's Cove in 5 minutes. NOW." He spoke.

5 minutes later:

"YOU'RE AN IDIOT, WHO THE HELL SELLS POT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM OF A CHILDREN'S RESTAURANT?" Helpy yelled at Balloon Boy.

"Dude, chill. It's not like she was actually going to buy it from me." BB replied.

"IT WAS A SHE?" Helpy gasped, his right eye twitching.

"I- uh-" BB began to sweat.

"BB," Helpy got closer to Balloon Boy and took his glasses off, "HOW OLD WAS SHE?" He added.

"U-uh.. 27." He replied.

Helpy let out a sigh of relief.

"-minus ten years." BB whispered then coughed.

"SHE WAS 17?" Helpy spasmed.

"H-hey, it's not like we're going to get shut down because of that!" BB replied. "It's not like I was I don't know, BITING SOMEONES HEAD OFF." He added, looking at Fredbear.

"WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. THAT WAS LIKE 30 YEARS AGO!" Fredbear shouted, putting his hands in surrender.

"Yeah, sure, but YOU STILL GOT SHUT DOWN!"

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! WHY WOULD I DO THAT ON PURPOSE?"

"OH, WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?"

"ARE YOU SAYING THAT I DID IT ON PURPOSE?"

The boy and bear continued to argue, making Helpy literally yank his ears off. "ENOUGH."

"Fuck this. I'm tired of this shit- I'm TIRED OF ALL OF YOU. I'm leaving. Let's see how you guys can thrive without my help." Helpy huffed as he got off of the Pirate's Cove and walked outside.

"Thrive?" Phantom Chica whispered to Nightmare Freddy, making him shrug.

All of the animatronics watched as he literally walked outside, getting in some van that said 'candy' and driving away.

"Holy shit-" Toy Bonnie said, standing up. Some of them were sitting and some were already standing.

"Wait, how did he have the keys to that van?" Nedd Bear asked.

"Wait a second, who does that van even belong to? It's 2 am. Nobody's here." Funtime Foxy said, scratching his chin with his long nails.

"The gendered-confused fox has a point!" BB said, pointing at the sky.