FNaF But Scott Ran Out Of Ideas

Shit Goes Down In This Place

"I'm telling you, dude. And that's not even the weirdest thing that's happened here!" Balloon Boy was speaking to one of the newest animatronics, Music Man.

"You're telling me that you guys get natural disasters all the time?" Music Man replied.

"I wouldn't exactly call them natural." BB mumbled.

"What?"

"N-nothing. The point is: shit goes down in this place. So better get use to i-" BB, like always, didn't get a chance to finish his sentence.

"AGHH!" An orange elephant screamed, covering his face with his hands.

"Woah, what happened?" BB asked.

"Please don't tell me that Mr. Hippo is telling one of his many stories again." Music Man replied. He obviously knew this elephant more than BB since they use to live in the same pizzeria. Balloon Boy didn't even know his name.

"Yeah, he's talking about how bees can't fly because of their fat little bodies?" He answered, "and something about black and yellow sweaters, I think." The elephant added.

"HOLD UP," BB stood up, shocked. "ARE YOU TELLING ME; THAT THIS HIPPO GUY IS ACTUALLY GIVING OUT THE WHOLE SCRIPT FROM 'THE BEE MOVIE'?"

"The wha-"

"IS HE TALKING ABOUT DISTANT COUSINS?!"

"Uh, yes, actually."

Balloon Boy lost his breath.

"Wait, WE DON'T EVEN BREATHE-" Music Man said as he got close to BB.

"The point is, Mr. Hippo is getting on my nerves." The elephant added.

"What's even your name? I've seen you but I've never talked to you before." BB asked.

"The names Orville. The Elephant." He replied happily.

"Hm. I'm surprised you didn't get some fucked up name like, I don't know, Elie, or, Elephanty, or some shit like that. Scott was smart on you." BB said as Music Man walked away.

"Yeah, I guess so."

"He wasn't so nice on your friends, though." 

"What do you mean?"

"Mr. Hippo? A 4 year old could've made that up. Happy Frog, what's so happy about a frog? She's green, she can sing, and let's face it, she's a bitch. What's up with that Freddy competition thing? In that case Scott should have called her Bitchy Frog or some shit."

"Yeah, she is a bitch." Orville said as he nodded.

"Nedd Bear, eh, guess he's good. Even though he looks like Yogi Bear- but he's good. And oh God, don't get me started on Pig Patch."

"Yeah, let's forget about him-"

"Like, why does EVERY character need to have it's species in it's name? Even me! Balloon Boy? Wow, creative." He said sarcastically. 

Orville laughed. "I like it though, it's catchy." he added.

"NO IT's noT"

Meanwhile, Music Man was now listening to Mr. Hippo's 'story' that was actually just The Bee Movie script. It's incredible how he remembered it.

Mr. Hippo was now singing a song about the sun coming out, or something like that. The animatronics stood there confused.

"He didn't go through that. That's from a movie." Bonnie whispered to Mangle who was next to him.

"EXCUSE ME" Mr. Hippo suddenly said, causing the six animatronics that were sitting in front of him to jump. Music Man, Bonnie, Mangle, Marionette, Funtime Freddy and Plushtrap.