UNEDITED(im lazy)
Warning:Contains a hella lot of profanity,read at your own risk.
Hey cheesecakes(thats my new name for you.)
So I've notived that this book hasn't been updated in a while and that I have a topic to rant about.
A.K.A. I need to cuss people out without getting an ass whoppen.
So ladies and gentlemen.
(If your a boy ghost reader comment below idk if boys read my crappy ass writing jk, but comment, girls too!)
Todays topic is one we all have went through(and if you havent can I come live with you please?).
Being grounded.
But my reason is a lot diffrent then anyone elses.
I'll start with the backround story.
Ok so about 3 or 4 weeks ago I was in my room on my phone playing candy crush when my brother barged into my room and asked for my phone. Of couse I said no and get the fuck out like a normal person would. So eventully after he kept bugging me and I ran out of lives I gave him the phone. Then this motherfucking text from a random number popped up. The text said roll up witch means smoke weed so being the fucking snitch he is my little brother told my stepdad. About five minutes later he came in my room asking me if I know the number. I then said(haha sounds elegent), if the number dosent have a contact I dont know who it is. Then this fucking dummy was like alright I'm going to call the number give me your phone and I'll give it back.
I didnt get it back.
To start off, do I look like I fucking do drugs.
Im an honor roll fucking student, I spend all my time in my room, for fuck sakes I play the damn clarinet.
Where am I even going to fucking get weed.
Do you know a 14 year old that's just going to walk up to a drug dealer and ask for weed without getting killed.
Umm no.
Even if I did do drugs where the fuck would I do them?
They lock my school bathrooms.
Anyway the main point of the story that I didn't tell you is that my mom didn't ground me.
Her dick sucking boyfreind did(ima get this book rated smh).
Everytime I ask her for my phone back I get,
"Talk to him".
Aren't you the parent.
Like he isn't my fucking dad.
It's your desison because who pays my bill.
Not that broke nigga, you do.
for real though, I miss my baby.
Like it's been so long and he's probbaly cold from staying in that car for so long time and I just wanna hold him and tell him that everythings gonna be okay.
Sounds like I gotta bae lol
Anywhore.......
COMMENT, VOTE, Dont suck dick
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