5SOS&1D - One-Shots - boyxboy [slow updates.]

omegle. // part 1. // harry+luke.

[ a/n: thisll be a long one shot individually seperated into parts. ]

*you are now chatting with a random person! say hi!*

stranger: whats up

me: nm, just searching for kewl dudes to get to kno

stranger: hmm im luke(:

me: im harry((:

stranger: nice to meet u harry! let me add u on text?

me: are u sure your not a rapist or anything?

stranger: positive, i virtual pinky promise *pinky promise* and i never break any kind of promises

me: ok(: harold.styles57@hotmail.com in trusting u

stranger: text instead?

me: sure bye!

*you disconnected*

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i close my laptop and get out my phone, waiting for a text.

New Message from: luke.loves.penguins1996@hotmail.com

i laugh and press on the text;

luke: hey harreh

me: whats up luke loves penguins

luke: dont tease me ):

me: im not going to sto thou(-: luke loves penguins!

luke: im not talking to u now

me: *stop and cmon baby, dont be such an asshole

luke: youre mean af, nobody likes you

me: everybody loves me! *flips curls*

luke: whatever floats your boat, ay! where you from?

me: uk, hbu?

luke: austraila:(

me: we could meet sometime in the future, virtual pinky promise?(-:

me: lukey r u there?

luke: yeah i was using the washroom, virtual pinky promise...(-:

me: can i see how you look like? a pic or soenthin?

me: something*

luke: yeah *picture inserted*

me: hOLY DAMN FUÇKERY

luke: do i really look that bad?

me: nononononono youre perfect and adorable

luke: STaHp, youre making me blush

me: who cares? you blushing is probably going to be one of my favourite things about you if i ever meet you

luke: ok ok stop plz

luke: ok ill tell you somethings about me
1. im tall af
2. my feet are huge(;
3. i have tumblr, twitter, and im pretty much a fanboy
4. im bipolar
5. i have 3 friends named calum, michael, and ashton

luke: i think ill do that for now(:

me: huge feet? what size

luke: youll figure it out(;

me: im innocent, i have no idea what that means, tell me plz

luke: i have a huge dićk

me: oMFg LUkkeeeYY wHHY wOUlD yOU teLL mE

luke: you wanted to know *careless emoji*

me: YOU RUINED MY INNOCENT MIND FOREVER

luke: im glad princess

luke: its so weird, u might be older than me but i look and sound so much older:| 1996! what the actual fück...

me: yeah, im 20...

luke: wHAT

me: believe it or not, i was trying to find friends! judge me

luke: youre judged, send me a photo then

me: challenge accepted... tomorrow *glasses face emoji*

me: goodnight lukey

luke: goodnight harold *winky emoji*

sent 12:45am

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[ ill continue the next one tomorrow bc im tired af and im a lazy asshole. ]