The Rich Bitch // l.h. au

0.5 // the dramatic backstory from hell

QUESTION OF THE DAY R U LARRY AF

Chapter song-

So Far (It's Alright) by the 1975

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Luke wasn't an asshole.

A tool, yes, he admits he could be a bit of a tool, but he was no asshole. Luke got an A in almost all of his classes (besides U.S History) (and Italian) (but fuck U.S History and Italian, he would never need either of them.) Luke was there when Michael's parents split up, and let him cry in his lap while watching Rugrats until 4 am, and he got his 9 year old cousin the Justin Bieber perfume boxes for Christmas last year. Luke made spaghetti for his mom every Thursday. So, in Luke's mind he definitely wasn't an asshole.

And that's why he got pissed when Michael called him an asshole while they were walking to his car. "Oh, c'mon, Mikey. It was just for fun. You're not exactly innocent; You got the whole school to think you slept with her. Just because my approach of humiliation was a little more direct, doesn't make you any better than I am." He smirked and he ducked into the driver's side of his old crappy red pickup truck. It was shit, and probably could break down any second, but he loved it with all his heart.

Michael smashed his face into his hands, feeling like an even bigger asshole. In some ways what he did was even worse than Luke, because he it seemed like he deceived her, when in reality, all of his original intentions were good. "Dude, that's the thing. I wasn't trying to trick her and stuff. I was just trying to be a good person and then I thought with my dick and everything got fucked up." He mumbled into his hands. "Oh grow some balls and get over it. It's just some rich, stupid girl. She'll get over it when her parents buy her a boat for her sweet 16." Luke said, even though he's pretty sure she's already 16. (Unless she skipped a grade) ((But Luke didn't really want to think of her as smart.)) (((If she really was in a grade higher, she probably got there with her parents money.)))

((((And sleeping with the principal.))))

"You know, balls aren't even that tough."

"Would you rather me say grow a vagina?"

"Hell yeah, man. Dude, girls are sick as hell. They like bleed forever out of their thing and they are chill about it. Once swift kick to the balls and we can't even procreate."

Luke stayed quiet, because Michael actually sounded really smart and intelligent and it embarrassed him because the smart one was supposed to be Luke. "You know," Michael tried to spark up a conversation, "Beth is actually really cool once you talk to her." "Who's Beth?"

"The Rich Bitch." He said, even though he really didn't like calling her that. I mean, he didn't like how she was defined on her financial status. It was such a double standard, because if anyone called him "Poor Boy," or "Trailer Trash," they would be thought of as shallow, but if you make derogatory terms on how rich someone is, no one cares. "Her names Beth?"

"Yeah, Bethany." "That sounds like an old lady." He laughed as he cruised to a stop in front of Luke small house, where Michael stayed a lot. His dad was never really around a lot, and his mom is a drunk (and yes, in fact, he lived in a trailer) so Michael stayed here most nights.

Luke didn't always hate everyone who lived in Hummel Beach, no, it was very different before junior high. Before middle school, everyone went to Macopain, the only elementary school. The kids from Mockbridge and the kids from Hummel got along fine. Luke's best friend at the time was from Hummel, Calum Hood, before Michael moved here in sixth grade. He remembered every year he would go to Hummel with Calum for Halloween, and even he will be the first to say, the rich to Halloween right. They set up real Halloween haunted houses, gave out the most amazing candy. One year, Luke got seven king sized candy bars. The only downside would be Calum trying to get him to meet his 2 friends that were also from Hummel, and they were both girls. But Luke really didn't like girls at the time, they scared him, so Luke would always refuse. That might be why Luke never ran into them at school, he avoided them at all costs.