Tony Stark And Bruce Banner Are Known For Creating Ultron. They've Yet Made Another Mistake, That Is To Make A Portal To Break The Fourth Wall
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Robert Downey Jr. Is Known For Treating The Whole Marvel Cast Even Though It's Not Necessary. He Yet Treats The Cast To Another World
"Hey Guys? I'm Just Going To Find Something In The Props Room" Robert Says And He Enters The Room
1hour Later
"Downey Is Taking Soo Long" Evans Said "I'm Going To get Him" Evans Added As He Also Enters The Room
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Robert Enters The Room While The Avengers Are In A Meeting
"Who The Fuck Are You?!"
"Language Clint"
"Why Do You Look Like Tony?!"
"Yeah Brucie Bear Is Right! Why Do You Look Like Me"
"Minus The Gotee"
"You Mean My Fab Facial Hair? Romanoff?"
"I'm Robert Downey Jr."
Everyone Decided To Introduce Themselves Next
"You Know Who I Am"
"Steve Rogers"
"Bruce Banner Or Hulk"
"Caw Caw"
"He's Clint I'm Natasha"
"I Ughh Actually Know Who You Guys Are... Hey What Year Is It?" Robert Said
"2015"
"Yeah This Year Is Boring They're No Missions"
"We're Going To Have One Stark! Remember? A Hydra Base"
'Oh Shit Ultron?!' Robert Thought To Himself The Someone Else Enters The Room "Evans, Buddy!"
"Cap With A Beard? I Like It"
"Shut Up Clint"
"Hey Downey" Evans Said While Kissing Downey on The Cheek (AN: This Is Kinda Like The Way Rdj Greats Evans. This is not stony)
"The Image That Cap Just Kissed Tony Is Stuck In My Mind" Bruce Said
"Jarvis? Can You Search Their Files?"
"None, Sir"
"I'm- We're From Another Universe Where We Act You Guys In Movies. I Probably Know Your Past And Futures. I Play This Playboy And If You Jumped From His Ego To His IQ You Won't Get Hurt At All But If You jumped From How Many Women He Fucked To His Stable Relationship I'm Sure You'll Break Alot Of Bones But Other Than That He Likes To Sacrifice His Life. Fun Fact: He Died 9 Times"
"Hey!"
"He Does Have A Point Tony"
"You Died 9 Times?!"
"5 For Now"
"He Plays A Old Virgin Who Is Gay For His Best Friend, So Gay That he Almost Killed One Of His Friends For Him" Robert Said
"BURN OLD MAN CAW CAW"
"Tell Us About Your Private Life"
"I Have No Kids, I Have A Girlfriend" Chirs E. Started
"I'm Married For 15 Years Now Well In Our Universe It's 2020 And I Have Three Kids One From A Different Girl But Let's Not Talk About That, And Two Are Still Kids 7 And 4 Years Old And Clint? My 7 Year Old Kid Loves You"
"Thanks Caw Caw"
"Downey, We Should Leave" Evans Said
"Maybe We Should. Bye Guys" Downey said As He Kissed The Avengers On Their Cheeks
They Left
"You Know What's Weird? I Got Kissed By Myself"
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A Normal Tony Stark Oneshot.
FanfictionThis is a tony centric book, his ships are here too! you'll see pepperony at the beginning and mostly ironstrange in the lastest ones if none of them are your style feel free to request! i thought about re writing the first few ones but decided agai...
