Merlin The Sorcerer

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So I wrote a short poem about my dog Merlin, the picture above is actually him on his 3rd birthday eating an icecream cone from McDonald's. He's a good boy!

He's not just a dog

I'm Miss Piggy and he's my Kermit the Frog

He's legit

He’s there when my day turns to shit 

He's my best friend 

He's my story's best end 

I love him you see

He loves me back right down to the tee

He likes watching movies 

Plus, he thinks my dance moves are groovy

My number one fan

And he always makes room for me in his plans

He's always kind

He's never ever far behind

He’s obsessed with drive thrus

One time he stole and ate a bag of my high chews

Sometimes he makes me mad

Some of the shit he does is just plain bad

But he's my dog

That's why I wrote this ridiculous monologue

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