Do not think this is offensive.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------You are the reason god invented the middle finger.
You are like a light switch. Even a little kid can turn you on
You better run, because the garbage collector is coming
Keep talking. I only yawn when I am interested
THE WORLD IS ALREADY FULL! GO HOME!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because you are on the other side
You must have been born on a highway, because thats where all the accidents happen
YOU ARE READING
Funny jokes for everyone
Humor2 people are in the story for characters. Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Boo Person 2: Boo who? Person 1: Don't cry. Its only a joke.