The bus driver is getting really annoyed by the kid that keeps yammering on and on. "If my dad were a roster, and my mom were a hen, then I would be a little chick."
The kid just goes on and on about all the animals he knows when the bus driver says," What if your Dad was a Bum and your mom was drunk? Then what would you be?"
And the kid says, "A bus driver."
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Humor2 people are in the story for characters. Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Boo Person 2: Boo who? Person 1: Don't cry. Its only a joke.
